Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and knew that if I hung out in front of your office and pretended to be down on my luck...

but my numerologist says roll the dice with the jury.

[Chuckles] Talk to me. How's it hangin'?

On that wheelchair ramp up to the stage.

I bet you he rewards that.

Hey, look, wherever you end up...

Ted, why are you torturing yourself?

You know, I really thought that that bouncer was bluffing with the Taser.

Barney, the Lusty Leopard would be lost without you.

Ladies and gentleman, it's time for...

Good. Just try to stay out there a few minutes.

You still doing corporate law?

- Please... - Okay.

- Aren't they out of the running? - Yeah.

You know something? You're nothing but a... a tree man!

it's been an unbelievable experience...

Now I'm a free agent, and all the strip clubs are after me.

I don't. And it may take me days to go through them all...

Oh, you see? This is what I miss about being single!

[Honeywell Clears Throat]

and another with a butter face.