Eminem - Rap God

I got a laptop in my back pocket

Oh, he's too mainstream

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what

It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?

You're like normal, fuck being normal

"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"

Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)

I don't know what words to use

I don't know how to make songs like that

I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent

Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then

Appeal with the skin color of mine

Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?

Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy

And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

I make elevating music, you make elevator music

Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a ninety nine

But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?