Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Joan Rivers wants me in a skirt, but I'm gonna do pants.

It's all natural, it's all herbal. Nothing strong.

None of this is your money or your business.

Why don't you come with your entire family, on my late Morris' boat?

Just remember, it's all about the hands.

to show adequate returns?

on top of the $50,000 of advance royalties...

I got the red wine!

The dog collar I invented in high school.

No, they're gonna give her a second chance.

was to discuss the differences in the designs of our products.

Cristy, I'm so sorry.

But Danica's onto him.

You need to call right now, though.

I should have listened to my mother when I was 10 years old.

More money per unit.

If you look into your heart, you'll know that I'm right.

- Of course at night. - I mean, can you be more elegant?

We'd bring some nice food, something to drink, that would be great.

Yeah, you just sit right there. Are you comfortable?

Friends in commerce.

And I was fortunate enough to get on the phone with Mr. Christopher...

You find the best partner. It's smart.

Well, it's getting my arm wet, here.

Joy, wait, wait. Just tell me what happened today.

Yeah, I would love to.

A half-sister, Peggy.

It was a disaster.

Hi, my sweethearts.

Keep reading, please.

I'm very sorry. I wish there was more I could do.

I'm sorry, Cristy.

So I don't wanna hear any more about Mimi.

I see you brought your drawings and hung them to prove your design.

Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.

Let's see. We got no sales here.

I know what it feels like.

I meet nice ladies. Maybe we fall in love.

Household product 375 in three, two...

Gerhardt, I'm not gonna keep paying for these parts...

I'd rather they keep buying our mops at $5, 50 times, 100 times.

Makes me hang a drop cloth.

I made 50,000 units because you told me to.

Let's knock her out. Give her a children's cough medicine.

I love you. You guys go and pack your rooms.

that have gone to a Derek Markham in Dallas.

To spend an evening with me

See those numbers?

so that tomorrow you can come in, meet with the designers.

...that were inspired by all of the times that I was in Dynasty and Falcon Crest.

- You will not regret owning this. - No, you will not.

Now, the biggest difference, I don't have to touch this disgusting mop head.

...disappointment.

Okay, 6:30? I'll be ready.

if you'd gotten me a patent or a lawyer.

French and Creole.

Is there a bathroom I could use?

I didn't go away to school.

I'll surprise you.

that you refused to pay...

- Mommy, the policeman. - Ma'am?

I mean we keep buying those $5 mops.

I help Joy with the mortgage. What do you do?

I choose very carefully and very conservatively.

because it is better than anything else out there.

Everybody starts out with some kind of dream of what life will be.

Phones are ringing!

You need a nice glass for a beautiful wine, you know?

It's not for me. Is it for you?

I don't even know what to call it. The cup.

It was wrong of us to put that pressure on you.

I have always been there for you, no matter what.

- Dad! Stop! - He's disturbed, Joy!

No one knows I'm here.

And he's still in love with Clarinda.

- You can. - What?

but what we were planning to do...

Please. You want me to snap. That's your whole routine. You...

because you were in such deep financial trouble suddenly from your little venture.

If there was, I would have bought it and I wouldn't have cut my hands up.

Okay. I don't know where I'm gonna put you.

I haven't even told you about my personal favorite feature...

I have to write it off.

You're gonna have to declare bankruptcy.

Seems like you're shaking us down.

Don't stress me out. I gotta stay nice and loose.

And the only other person in the room is an adversary in commerce.

It should be me.

we're gonna have to move you into a different room.

- Look at that. - Green. Afternoon.

- What can I do? - After all these years?

in numbers we've never seen before.

- Yeah? - Better if it's that way.

Peggy comes with me.

When you paid royalties to Derek Markham in Texas...

- To try to contain my losses. - Yeah.

Good night, sweetheart. Just go to bed.

And you said I had no business being Joy's advisor.

- Todd... - I didn't mean to pressure you, Todd.