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I made my first invention myself, too.
I know what it feels like to be in that chair.
Cindy knows how to close it.
He used to work with me. And now he works at this big retailer.
Blood money from my family and my second mortgage.
A new way of doing business.
Okay? Not with the comb, not with the comb.
Ever since you were little, you were born to bear...
Have a great date.
He lives in Texas.
Well, is there any way... Could you please put a curtain up here...
Like this.
to see and have.
Of course, she befriended that man and more.
that your life, to date, makes a stronger case for...
You know, I'd like to go the next level. Put on a nice suit.
Maybe tomorrow if you can stay in town.
When you're hiding, you're safe...
Can you believe it? Can you believe it?
It's, you know, a dating service for widows and widowers.
And your mop is plastic and it looks strange.
To see if maybe you might've made a mistake...
I mean, who thinks of things like that?
Yeah, I have a pen. What is it?
They're not gonna let me through airport security without it.
I don't know what's going on.
to be seen here like this with your daughter.
- He's good. Let's not make trouble. - He's very good.
Tony, take her to bed.
Put it...
Is that so? Can I see the molds?
You've got the exact same outfit you had when you came in here.
- A guy I know. - What guy?
It's so gross.
You won't be leaving with me
Now we're bankrupt, Tony!
Joan's the original seller.
- What? - Oh, no.
about my business again.
Business is unfair. That's it.
This is my property.
Do you know what QVC stands for, Joy?
What happened to this girl's dreams?
I like that price. I want a whole bunch of them.
- Wow. - Check my music class, accountant girl.
Joy, look who's back. Look who's back!
I gave her the confidence to think she was more than just an unemployed housewife...
- Get up. I just told your boss you're going to work! - But what did you lie for?
Oh, my God! 29,000!
Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone.
Yeah, it's down the hall. Gregory will show you.
so I think we can make it become a real house.
This is only getting worse.
I want all of these boxed up, and I'm taking them.
I shouldn't say was, because he still is.
Honey, you should go to bed.
Five minutes, Cristy.
Because of 300 feet of continuous cotton loop that I looped myself.
Joy.
Salud, everybody. Have a good time.
So I went to my daughter's room, and I borrowed her crayons...
You are going to grow up and be a strong, smart young woman...
Those are coming in. Keep your eyes... Those are actual sales, Joy.
It's a standard handle, 53 inches.
That's the music teacher's son.
What country?
and I covered it with reflective tape, plus it's a flea collar.
It lives half of its life above ground evading predators.
on a very small mop head.
You just take this, and you...
Yay!
Yeah, I thought it'd give a sense of place, Todd.
This stupid thing. This place is falling apart!
Rudy, she's thinking about something.
There's a huge hole in the floor of my mother's room and I'm broke.
Now I'm done with the bathroom, and I haven't wrung the mop once.
Why me?
where your family eats, where you feed your children?
that I would never be neglectful with one dollar of the money...
Want to try this mop, ladies?
That's a big deal to a lot of people.
- She's talking to her children. - Is Tony in there?
It's good to see you.
Is that plastic?
I guess you could say we're friends in commerce.
Isn't that the whole purpose of that channel? It's that everybody could do it?
- Why do you have to be so negative? - They will.
Do we have a call?
How's this for snapping?
$39.99.
- No, no, I'm the first to say that. - I understand business.
that I'll be in even more debt than I was before.
Yeah. I'm gonna be the next Tom Jones.
Yeah.
I'm in a meeting with our lawyers.
Failure? Disgrace?
They have a much better time with me anyway, with Aunt Peggy.
Take it easy, Cristy.
When someone sees a weakness in me, I turn that weakness into a strength.
They're gonna be so grateful for the jobs, Joy.
But I do clean my own home.
Tell Rico, Dad. Number five's gotta go off.
Leave me alone.
But the same guy also owns a manufacturing plant...
So you're from Memphis?
I'd like to change just one thing. Would you mind?
We're gonna be having some changes, and you're gonna be going to the night hours.