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RASTA MAN: Hey, someone here got a job?
I'm giving it to everybody.
Now, I want you to make these folks feel welcome in our home.
Well, all right then. Then you pick the name.
Well, Muriel, I just wanted to show you
So I'm calling to see if you want to come up here and have a little poker game.
"I, Hilton Jacobs, being of sound mind and, uh, blah, blah..."
Oh, Muriel. Muriel. Muriel.
Aw! Not another stroke!
Well, yeah. Well, my 40's empty. What's up with that?
I would never do that to my sister.
Yeah, it's like that sneaker factory back in Korea.
Why? (ECHOING)
Hmm!
Wait a minute.
I gotta sit here and listen all...
Why must I always give the impression I'm smarter than I am?
You need to invest your money.
Thurgood, it's just the movie.
ALL: Ooh.
(CRUNCHING)
If you're poor, please step away.
Muriel, hold down the 40. I'll be right back.
Who does he think he is? People have to work in the morning!