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uh, college is a given.
I heard about your record deal, dog.
Oh, no, I promise, it's gonna be a hit.
to help you determine whether or not you can drop the N-bomb.
in a rap song. - Fine.
- Okay, don't beat yourself up, it's okay.
that-that, man... that-that...
- You can't go back to middle now, son.
- Now this November, I want each and every one of you
- Except for "Osama bin Laden hunter,"
between white college movies and black college movies.
if the Republicans-if they had caught Osama bin Laden,
- Damn-no, video over, man. Video's over.
- No! - I'm serious, man.
- Yeah, I saw it with my own two eyes, man.
My phone says I can't ever say it.
- Greetings. - Greetings.
- ♪ But his dick's still standing ♪
- Oh!
Perhaps you'd enjoy an Elven ale?"
- Kanye the giant orders Alize.
Uh, dear cousin...
Shit, is that how it's gonna be, Craig?
- Now, see, if this was a white neighborhood,
Damn...
Motherfucker, that's called interest.
Plus Kanye the giant puts his demo CD
Now before we begin, I'd like to once again introduce you
College is a backdrop. - Oh, yeah.
- Not in this lifetime.
- Ahh!
- Why "ideally"? Why "ideally"?
Uh, uh, and it's always by the-
- I can say nigger all day long.
- This election, make the decision