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actually it says right here, I can say it whenever I want.
- All right, all right, all right.
- Y'all see the pegasus? - Yeah.
- As you all can see here,
Here, gimme the name of a mythical creature.
we walk out the front door like nothing even happened.
Good evening.
- Never met him before!
My bad, dog. You wanna keep doing this shit?
Mothafucka that's called lotion
I ain't got no coverage for no pegasus, bitch.
I mean, God damn.
- Uh, I grab money out of the register.
in order to live in a sorority house,
if-if he had said,
We have absolutely no street cred whatsoever.
- ♪ I'm gonna do my one line here ♪
- The negraph.
smoking weed, and stealing mascots.
- ♪ Went back to my palace fast ♪
and have my penis intact. Ideally!
- I'll tell you this right now:
Naw, man, you straight up got a dick on your chest.
It's gonna be all right, brother, 'cause there ain't
♪ I knew homies seen us ♪
- All right, you see a bevy of well-endowed wenches.
So ideally, ideally, I be doin' what you doin' right now.
- Yes, this dude has- wears suit pants and high-tops.
That's the plot of the film right there.
Toward the beginning of the film, "I'm gonna go"-
for the Lance of Caldahar? - Fellas...