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- Be reasonable. - I can't take this fucking job...

I'll put the scary, scary movie Make people do a dooby

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I only touched it, the top of the breast.

It seems there are no witnesses available at this time.

Oh, look at me. I'm all dead.

You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass.

This was me! Yep

"When our Founding Fathers argued the passage of our glorious Constitution..."

You gotta lotta nerve coming here Im just trying to do my job

Yeah, well, now that you got it out of your system, Bobby...

Need your cries of fear It's music to my ears

Yeah, so you see, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail last night. Remember?

You go to your daddy.

So you thought you would just climb through my window...

The accidental deletion of a computer account Is, uh, tragic.

- No, it's just that there's all these numbers with deci... - What, can't you count?

Run, bitch! Run!

Do you know where I am?

Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets.

I see russians, everywhere!

Oh... That's you?

Yeah, you guys are right. I mean, if we were...

Damn. Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story?

I MEAN, THAT'S NASTY. THAT'S- THAT'S LOWER THAN THE SECURITY GUARD.

- No, I can count, but there's really... - Here, let me make it easy for you. Chump-zilla, listen up, okay?

I'll understand.

Hey, you're right, Cindy. Maybe we should call the police.

Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions that he would like to ask you today.

So Lisa, have I got the job?

I'm like the wind, baby!

- Cindy! Cindy! - How about one minute?

- Who is this? - Doofy! Doofy!

No, it was in this movie Scream. Same dialogue and everything.

- Such lovely tits - Give me my crown, bitch.

Daddy'll get you out, honey.

And what will be your talent for this evening?

Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby.

I've been in this game a long time. Don't bullshit a bullshitter, all right?

I bet it's just Greg playing another one of his dumb jokes.

Yeah!That's the shit right here!

Don’t bother me while I’m cleaning my room!

- Ready? You ready? All right. Let's do this. - Wait, wait. Ready.

- Yep. It's not Bobby. - Doofy?

A small dicks like a disability man

That's my girlfriend! Yeah, that's my girlfriend too!

- Hey, party on! - Yeah!

- I thought I heard screaming in here. - No. No, you didn't, Dad.

Why are you doing this, Bobby?

Do it wild and you know we get busy Just so y'all can feel

- All right. Let's do this, Ray. - Let's do this. I'm ready to do this shit.

You ain't know that.

All right, knock it off, Boopie.

If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix...

- Hi. - What is up, my sister?

Buffy, wait. You have to go back onstage.

Um, you're-you're behind the couch.

Do it. Yeah. Ooh, so fucking sexy.

Me When I Heard That Netflix Cancelled Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance It was a good ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode!

reporting for duty

Hello. Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff and me, your principal...

When the police shows up after getting a report of a dead girl on the side of the road

It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop.

Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack!

This is manslaughter, okay? We're all gonna fry for this.

A small dicks like a disability man!

- I know, man. How many times we gonna go over this? - To the side, right?

I'm the king of the world!

Коли насипав Мані пів пачки корму а не повну

I have been so selfish.

- Yeah, that's the shit right here! - It's rainin' men

Ugh! Girl, no. The press only wants to interview the most ignorant person they can find.

There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere!

Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned!

I don't know why you hang out with her.

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Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby?

Kenny! Oh, my God, he's right behind you!

- I wanna go out - What? - I'm gonna let myself get

- I thought you knew that. - Oh, my God!

I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!

Shut Up! - Hold On.

- Agreed. - Agreed?

I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!

You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me

That's impossible, Cindy. There's no blood. There's nothing. Look around.

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- What, you don't still think it's me, do you? - No.

And we never mention this again.

Aw. I love you too, baby.

- Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for a closer seat. - Let's begin...

- Oh, I wanna kill that motherfucker. - I know. Me too, man. - It was bad casting, Bobby.

- Huh? What did I say? - "Don't... Don't ever step on Gail's shoes."

ALWAYS wipe front to back.

Yes, my name is Jimmy Pop No, my pop's name is Dick

Feel me, feel me, feel me

Put down for missed note Put up with misquotes

I didn't see it. It-It-It c-came out of nowhere.

- Oh. - With the fudge in the middle?

- Alcohol all over... - It's okay. I'm fine. - We're in so much trouble, you guys.

Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker.

Don't look at me like that!

Tim's and Gina, me and my tight jimma up on a track

It's all a movie, baby.

- Is he gone? - Yep.

Scary movie Advice

This is real life.

- What did you say? - Uh...

Yo! Party at Mike's house. Drunk White women for everybody

You mean Bobby's got a baby dick too?

The clip for this IRS is not available, folks.

Lakers desperation

- Don't worry. I'll be back. - So, good evening, Buffy.

Is the coast clear?

The accidental deletion of an active directory object is uh, tragic. Hey, you know, shit happens