Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is real life.

- I wanna go out - What? - I'm gonna let myself get

You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass.

So Lisa, have I got the job?

Don’t bother me while I’m cleaning my room!

Yeah, well, now that you got it out of your system, Bobby...

ALWAYS wipe front to back.

This was me! Yep

- No, it's just that there's all these numbers with deci... - What, can't you count?

Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack!

Shut Up! - Hold On.

It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop.

The clip for this IRS is not available, folks.

- No, I can count, but there's really... - Here, let me make it easy for you. Chump-zilla, listen up, okay?

Aw. I love you too, baby.

Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions that he would like to ask you today.

- Yeah, that's the shit right here! - It's rainin' men

That's my girlfriend! Yeah, that's my girlfriend too!

I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!

I'm like the wind, baby!

I don't know why you hang out with her.

You ain't know that.

The accidental deletion of a computer account Is, uh, tragic.

Daddy'll get you out, honey.

You gotta lotta nerve coming here Im just trying to do my job

Hey, you're right, Cindy. Maybe we should call the police.

When the police shows up after getting a report of a dead girl on the side of the road

- Yep. It's not Bobby. - Doofy?

You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me

Why are you doing this, Bobby?

And what will be your talent for this evening?

Feel me, feel me, feel me

Коли насипав Мані пів пачки корму а не повну

- Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for a closer seat. - Let's begin...

Do you know where I am?

That's impossible, Cindy. There's no blood. There's nothing. Look around.

"When our Founding Fathers argued the passage of our glorious Constitution..."

You mean Bobby's got a baby dick too?

Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets.

- All right. Let's do this, Ray. - Let's do this. I'm ready to do this shit.

It seems there are no witnesses available at this time.

- What, you don't still think it's me, do you? - No.

So you thought you would just climb through my window...

I see russians, everywhere!

If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix...

Me When I Heard That Netflix Cancelled Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance It was a good ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode!

- Oh, I wanna kill that motherfucker. - I know. Me too, man. - It was bad casting, Bobby.

- Is he gone? - Yep.

I only touched it, the top of the breast.

Damn. Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story?

Yeah, so you see, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail last night. Remember?

Ugh! Girl, no. The press only wants to interview the most ignorant person they can find.

Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby?

I have been so selfish.

Run, bitch! Run!

Need your cries of fear It's music to my ears

Oh, look at me. I'm all dead.

Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby.

reporting for duty

There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere!

Hello. Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff and me, your principal...

Yeah, you guys are right. I mean, if we were...

- Agreed. - Agreed?

A small dicks like a disability man!

Scary movie Advice

- Alcohol all over... - It's okay. I'm fine. - We're in so much trouble, you guys.

I'm the king of the world!

Is the coast clear?

Oh... That's you?

Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned!

I MEAN, THAT'S NASTY. THAT'S- THAT'S LOWER THAN THE SECURITY GUARD.

No, it was in this movie Scream. Same dialogue and everything.

- Don't worry. I'll be back. - So, good evening, Buffy.

- Hey, party on! - Yeah!

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I didn't see it. It-It-It c-came out of nowhere.

I bet it's just Greg playing another one of his dumb jokes.

- Huh? What did I say? - "Don't... Don't ever step on Gail's shoes."

And we never mention this again.

The accidental deletion of an active directory object is uh, tragic. Hey, you know, shit happens

- Who is this? - Doofy! Doofy!

- I thought I heard screaming in here. - No. No, you didn't, Dad.

Yeah!That's the shit right here!

- Be reasonable. - I can't take this fucking job...

Yo! Party at Mike's house. Drunk White women for everybody

I'll put the scary, scary movie Make people do a dooby

You go to your daddy.

- I know, man. How many times we gonna go over this? - To the side, right?

Do it. Yeah. Ooh, so fucking sexy.

- I thought you knew that. - Oh, my God!

Buffy, wait. You have to go back onstage.

A small dicks like a disability man

- Cindy! Cindy! - How about one minute?

Don't look at me like that!

I'll understand.

- Oh. - With the fudge in the middle?

I've been in this game a long time. Don't bullshit a bullshitter, all right?

All right, knock it off, Boopie.

Um, you're-you're behind the couch.

Do it wild and you know we get busy Just so y'all can feel

Put down for missed note Put up with misquotes

- Such lovely tits - Give me my crown, bitch.

I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!

- What did you say? - Uh...

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Lakers desperation

- Hi. - What is up, my sister?

Tim's and Gina, me and my tight jimma up on a track

This is manslaughter, okay? We're all gonna fry for this.

It's all a movie, baby.

Yes, my name is Jimmy Pop No, my pop's name is Dick

- Ready? You ready? All right. Let's do this. - Wait, wait. Ready.

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Kenny! Oh, my God, he's right behind you!

Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker.