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damn, this is some scurry shit
vernon the bum hole
- It's a body! - Oh, shit. Is he alive?
I’m a I’m a bad man.
I cut off Oscar Meyer's weiner I stick it in a bun
- Oh, my God, we hit a boot. - Where's the foot?
I don't know why y'all is actin' like this.
that means I didn't make it.
Oh you mean X has a baby dick too?
Not really realizing the prize that's been begot her
"Oh, Shut The Fuck Up!" "Oh, Shut The Fuck Up!"
scary movie
Okay? I'm in love.
My report card.
But wait! There's more!
- Dad, can you knock? - Knock?
AY
- Okay. - Stop acting like a little girl. Come on. Come on!
Mhmm for all the $#!T you talked up in here! Time to keep down in here
Shh, back at you. Shh!
And you stay here Stewie, now go to sleep
That is classified information. Where are you getting that?
Oh, my God! Somebody do something!
- How you doing? - Good.
Great White Dope Great White Dope
- What? It's a classic. - Absolutely soakin' wet - Turn on the radio, man.
Broth be like.....
You're so smart.
What? You wanna kill me?
Ray, you're a dead man!
Joe 25
Isn't she the daughter of, uh, well, you know...
I still know what you did last Halloween.
.
Anon.
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
At least security can get you backstage. She don't love herself.
You got a lot of nerve coming here. I'm just trying to do my job.
I'm gonna gut you like a pig!
Suit yourself, kid. All right. Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!
- Then I don't know who it could be. - He's gotta be someone...
Oh, yeah. Well, then, your father's stupid.
- Christ, already. I'll do it. - Come on. - Just get him in the water.
I mean, what do you think we're in, a horror movie?
Yeah. Here, here. Put this on with it.
So Lisa, have I got the job?
It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode!
- All right, let's get him in the water. - I don't think I can, Greg.
Somebody there?
You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows!
Medella Bison ranch
- Okay, Heather. - Oh, yes! Okay.
Well, you don't look a day over 12.
In the end, eventually dies
- Has anybody seen Doofy? - No.
.
Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!
- Do you have more beer? - No. Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage.
Gennaio 6, 1975
Hey, Terry, smell my finger.
It's Cardijn College
Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!
- Who is this? - Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers.
- What's your favorite? - Mm, I don't know.
I have a terrible secret.
Hast du was gehört? Da war nichts! Mach weiter!
I’m gonna jump! Mott, get back in there.
- Whoo! - Everybody wants you
This was my interview...
- I got me a gold ring. - Credit cards.
- Wassup? - Wassup?
Hold on. Here, put this on.
Hast du was gehört? Da war nichts! Mach weiter!
Bobcat! Ohh, you scared me too!
Don't let Uncle Ray catch you!
Hey, Elon, smell my fingers.
Soul for sale sold to satan for a hell of a lotta luck
The largest ship the world had ever known.
It's very 70's of you Still a 10
Look, someone's just trying to fuck with us, you guys.
I mean, I've fucked him a couple of times, but that's it.
He's an operator He's a real player
- Somebody knows. - That's bullshit, Cindy.
It's days like today that we need prayer in school.
Sunny Holston on the subway
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
Oh, you-you mean Bobby's got a baby dick too?
- I'm gonna chop you like liver. - What do you want?
cum comming
Oh, shit, son!
- Yeah. Yeah, okay, let's go. Come on. - Oh!
ти кагда пришлел на начевку к другану
- Dad, they're dead. - Ah, you know, I can't get a break.
Your average brig
The sharks'll take care of the evidence.
Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their nose.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!
Gennaio 4, 1975
And he's too cool for school
Mommy Louise, i gonna put you in the sleep in a minute, shut it, lay down
- I do, Ray? - Yes.
- It's just that somebody did try to kill me. - Yeah.
Gennaio 13, 1975
I'll dissect your heart Rip your entrails apart
Yo party at Paris’s house Free drunk white woman for everybody!!
I
- She's gone and she's not coming back. - It's been over a year, Cindy.
- It's times like these... - Police are combing the area for clues.
- Dad. - You love that joke, don't you, honey?
Very funny. Who put you up to this? Cindy?
Oh, so this is where I'm supposed to beg for my life?
You know what? That kid is always late.
Did you hear something! No, I didn't hear anything! Keep blowing!
- What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for?
We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass.
Oh, my God!
Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat
I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore!
Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around!
- Bobby, what are you doing? - I just want you to touch it. Just touch it. Come on.
- Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming with us. - Does Mom know?
And I cannot marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps.
I SEE RUSSIANS... THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
- He was right here! I swear it! - Who was?
and me and Ray are the only survivors of a maniac's revenge.
Oh my gosh we hit a boot Where’s the foot
They know I’m snitching?? Let me get the fuck outta here
Feminine order and itching got you down
to the family of my cameraman, Kenny...
WELL, GODZ, WE ALL HAVE OUR LITTLE SECRETS
Okay. Yo! Party at Brittany’s house!
Hey terry, eat my asshole
Oh, um, about the sex stuff?
I said don't disturb me while I'm listening to "Nobody"
Aw, man! What can we use to make a bong?
Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!
- You're hurting her, man. - And you know what? That goes for all of you guys!
Tonight everyone meet at my house. And bring some friends.
Shut the fuck up!!
All right!
Gennaio 14, 1975
And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly with George Washington.
Josh Langford reporting to duty sir
Hit the bag a little
Special Officer Doofy Reporting for Service
C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!
Hey, yo, Greg, man, what's up? You gonna hit the showers or what?