Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - Don't leave now! The movie's about to come on!
Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?
AHORA TW AGARRE. TE AGARRE EN LA CAMARA. TU ESTAS EN LA CAMARA CANDIDA.
Let's see if she'll have a word with us.
My keys for the three Now you suckas fuck with it
Joe
- Come on. We're gonna be late. - Ooh, wait. There's Buffy.
We could still be friends.
Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
She voted for Kari Lake
I got a poopie.
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
- He's killing him! - Must be an original piece.
Don't worry.
No Comment
- Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling! Keep rolling!
Oh, shit!
I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here.
I can see your feet
- What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic.
- What are you talking about? You took me to that club. - So? They play good music.
Pussy and millions was a good song!
No!
He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house...
Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm.
Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes.
I'll give you a big clue.
- I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this?
- What the hell's goin' on here? - Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there.
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Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station...
shut up shit NO!
Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!
Oh! Jesus!
"Hey, Hey, Hey. No Peeking. No Peeking. Turn Around."
Now fuck onto the game Make the game come to me now
Joe Joe
taking my soul
I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? Sir!
Run, bitch! run!!!
We all started the wrong guys!! Noo!!
Feel me, feel me, feel me
Goddam it! Son of a bitch!
- See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother.
We can't go to the police. He's just out there watching us and waiting for us.
Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy!
We dealing with my thug strictly Make some noise if you runnin' with me
who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident.
Gays at Halloween
you know, killed that guy?
Oh, look at me. I'm all dead.
When the bitch needs to shut up You apply a firm action
Oh Shut the Fuck up
Joshua is not coming back
Small dick is like a disability man!
- Boogie Nights! - And Big Momma's House!
Special Officer Doofy.
I'll chop the virgin beaver with my shiny butcher's cleaver
I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it.
Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?
SUCK MY JOHNSON
He always knows just when the time is right
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Ow!
I’M PANICKING NOW
Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!
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Listen, I gotta leave town for a couple of days. Okay? No big deal.
I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I?
- Oh, shit. It's Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him.
H
Bish. Hey hey. Nice ass.
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Bobby.
Uh... Uh, Brenda. Come on, come on. Put the helmet on.
with contestant number three... - See you after the show. - Buffy Gilmore.
Don't bullshit a bullshitter
Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much.
RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUN
You know what? You can all go to hell!
Gennaio 8, 1975
- My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean?
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
- See you later, Hairy Mama... - Bye, hon. - Bubba, Jim...
Surprise Cindy
GRRRR I AM THE DAVID COMISH
Who’s blow is it big check!?
I'm here at Lover's Lookout.
- I'm gonna go, then. - All right. - All right.
Tried to get you. It's an old police trick.
Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark!
Oh, man!
- It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up!
Me to that fupa
Joe
You're ice cold thriller Because I'm the fucking chiller
- You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah.
my wifes friend praising herself for helping the homeless, but when approached by one....
- How are you, Cindy? - Fine.
exactly one year after we...
Submitting the proposal to your client
One part the fuehrer One part the pope
What are you waiting for??? What am I waiting for???
Yaaa! That's my Mott! That's my bobcat!
- Yeah. Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. - I know.
There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now.
Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music.
Go on.
- This is for Thelma! - And Louise!
Care initials in your liver Make you quiver
- Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea.
Home Designer Living Room Blast
Thug the fuck out Punch lines are killing
Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head.
Yeah. That's it!
When you exagerate
It can cause serious deviant behavior.
Oh, good, 'cause I left my roach clip at home.
Hello?
Oh, I am scared!
You can let them talk some. You don’t own the chat.
- Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm.
Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on!
Oh, God!
Hold my earrings! Where's my Vaseline?
- Jesus! - It's okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby.
Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you.
- No, don't touch... Ah, ah, no! - Do you have more beer?