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Oh, look at me. I'm all dead.
One part the fuehrer One part the pope
my wifes friend praising herself for helping the homeless, but when approached by one....
Feel me, feel me, feel me
Uh... Uh, Brenda. Come on, come on. Put the helmet on.
When you exagerate
- I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this?
I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here.
Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
- Oh, shit. It's Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him.
Don't worry.
I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it.
Surprise Cindy
- No, don't touch... Ah, ah, no! - Do you have more beer?
- See you later, Hairy Mama... - Bye, hon. - Bubba, Jim...
Who’s blow is it big check!?
I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? Sir!
Listen, I gotta leave town for a couple of days. Okay? No big deal.
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
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Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much.
He always knows just when the time is right
- What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic.
- This is for Thelma! - And Louise!
- Come on. We're gonna be late. - Ooh, wait. There's Buffy.
- Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea.
Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!
with contestant number three... - See you after the show. - Buffy Gilmore.
I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I?
H
When the bitch needs to shut up You apply a firm action
Let's see if she'll have a word with us.
- What are you talking about? You took me to that club. - So? They play good music.
Me to that fupa
Hold my earrings! Where's my Vaseline?
I got a poopie.
Oh! Jesus!
Bish. Hey hey. Nice ass.
Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy!
Don't bullshit a bullshitter
I can see your feet
exactly one year after we...
Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?
"Hey, Hey, Hey. No Peeking. No Peeking. Turn Around."
Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station...
Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head.
Goddam it! Son of a bitch!
Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music.
shut up shit NO!
We all started the wrong guys!! Noo!!
Oh Shut the Fuck up
Tried to get you. It's an old police trick.
- He's killing him! - Must be an original piece.
It can cause serious deviant behavior.
We dealing with my thug strictly Make some noise if you runnin' with me
Oh, good, 'cause I left my roach clip at home.
SUCK MY JOHNSON
I'm here at Lover's Lookout.
Joe
You can let them talk some. You don’t own the chat.
- How are you, Cindy? - Fine.
Oh, God!
- Jesus! - It's okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby.
Thug the fuck out Punch lines are killing
Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on!
Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark!
Run, bitch! run!!!
Home Designer Living Room Blast
Joshua is not coming back
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Yaaa! That's my Mott! That's my bobcat!
Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you.
Small dick is like a disability man!
- You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah.
You're ice cold thriller Because I'm the fucking chiller
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
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you know, killed that guy?
Yeah. That's it!
- See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother.
Oh, shit!
- Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm.
Now fuck onto the game Make the game come to me now
You know what? You can all go to hell!
What are you waiting for??? What am I waiting for???
I'll chop the virgin beaver with my shiny butcher's cleaver
- My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean?
We can't go to the police. He's just out there watching us and waiting for us.
Hello?
Ow!
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Bobby.
GRRRR I AM THE DAVID COMISH
Submitting the proposal to your client
RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUN
Special Officer Doofy.
No!
Oh, man!
Gays at Halloween
- It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up!
Oh, I am scared!
Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes.
Gennaio 8, 1975
Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - Don't leave now! The movie's about to come on!
AHORA TW AGARRE. TE AGARRE EN LA CAMARA. TU ESTAS EN LA CAMARA CANDIDA.
Pussy and millions was a good song!
Joe Joe
We could still be friends.
- What the hell's goin' on here? - Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there.
- Boogie Nights! - And Big Momma's House!
Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?
taking my soul
I'll give you a big clue.
Care initials in your liver Make you quiver
Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm.
She voted for Kari Lake
- Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling! Keep rolling!
There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now.
- I'm gonna go, then. - All right. - All right.
He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house...
Joe
who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident.
My keys for the three Now you suckas fuck with it
- Yeah. Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. - I know.
I’M PANICKING NOW