Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here.
Go on.
I'll chop the virgin beaver with my shiny butcher's cleaver
Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes.
Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?
Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station...
Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music.
Now fuck onto the game Make the game come to me now
my wifes friend praising herself for helping the homeless, but when approached by one....
Oh, I am scared!
- What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic.
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you know, killed that guy?
Goddam it! Son of a bitch!
Joshua is not coming back
What are you waiting for??? What am I waiting for???
I got a poopie.
One part the fuehrer One part the pope
Oh, shit!
Care initials in your liver Make you quiver
exactly one year after we...
I'm here at Lover's Lookout.
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Bobby.
Special Officer Doofy.
SUCK MY JOHNSON
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - Don't leave now! The movie's about to come on!
I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I?
My keys for the three Now you suckas fuck with it
Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you.
- Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea.
Tried to get you. It's an old police trick.
Surprise Cindy
When the bitch needs to shut up You apply a firm action
Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!
"Hey, Hey, Hey. No Peeking. No Peeking. Turn Around."
We could still be friends.
I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? Sir!
Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!
It can cause serious deviant behavior.
Gays at Halloween
You know what? You can all go to hell!
He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house...
Submitting the proposal to your client
Joe Joe
He always knows just when the time is right
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No!
We all started the wrong guys!! Noo!!
- My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean?
- I'm gonna go, then. - All right. - All right.
Yaaa! That's my Mott! That's my bobcat!
Who’s blow is it big check!?
I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it.
- Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm.
- Boogie Nights! - And Big Momma's House!
- He's killing him! - Must be an original piece.
Ow!
Run, bitch! run!!!
Joe
Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head.
- See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother.
- Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling! Keep rolling!
Thug the fuck out Punch lines are killing
Feel me, feel me, feel me
Listen, I gotta leave town for a couple of days. Okay? No big deal.
who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident.
Yeah. That's it!
I'll give you a big clue.
Uh... Uh, Brenda. Come on, come on. Put the helmet on.
- What are you talking about? You took me to that club. - So? They play good music.
- No, don't touch... Ah, ah, no! - Do you have more beer?
Don't bullshit a bullshitter
- What the hell's goin' on here? - Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there.
Oh! Jesus!
AHORA TW AGARRE. TE AGARRE EN LA CAMARA. TU ESTAS EN LA CAMARA CANDIDA.
- How are you, Cindy? - Fine.
I’M PANICKING NOW
When you exagerate
Hello?
Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy!
Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm.
- It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up!
Oh, God!
Small dick is like a disability man!
Gennaio 8, 1975
Hold my earrings! Where's my Vaseline?
- I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this?
with contestant number three... - See you after the show. - Buffy Gilmore.
There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now.
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
Bish. Hey hey. Nice ass.
You're ice cold thriller Because I'm the fucking chiller
GRRRR I AM THE DAVID COMISH
She voted for Kari Lake
- Oh, shit. It's Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him.
- See you later, Hairy Mama... - Bye, hon. - Bubba, Jim...
You can let them talk some. You don’t own the chat.
Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark!
- You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah.
We can't go to the police. He's just out there watching us and waiting for us.
- This is for Thelma! - And Louise!
Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on!
Oh Shut the Fuck up
Oh, look at me. I'm all dead.
Joe
Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
I can see your feet
Me to that fupa
shut up shit NO!
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- Yeah. Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. - I know.
Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much.
- Come on. We're gonna be late. - Ooh, wait. There's Buffy.
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taking my soul
RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUN
Let's see if she'll have a word with us.
Oh, good, 'cause I left my roach clip at home.
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
Don't worry.
Home Designer Living Room Blast
We dealing with my thug strictly Make some noise if you runnin' with me
Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?
Oh, man!
Pussy and millions was a good song!
- Jesus! - It's okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby.