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Oh, God!
- This is for Thelma! - And Louise!
She voted for Kari Lake
We dealing with my thug strictly Make some noise if you runnin' with me
Who’s blow is it big check!?
- It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up!
Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!
Surprise Cindy
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
- No, don't touch... Ah, ah, no! - Do you have more beer?
Pussy and millions was a good song!
with contestant number three... - See you after the show. - Buffy Gilmore.
exactly one year after we...
I’M PANICKING NOW
Ow!
I'll chop the virgin beaver with my shiny butcher's cleaver
I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it.
I can see your feet
I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here.
He always knows just when the time is right
- You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah.
Gays at Halloween
We all started the wrong guys!! Noo!!
- I'm gonna go, then. - All right. - All right.
Hello?
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - Don't leave now! The movie's about to come on!
Don't bullshit a bullshitter
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Bobby.
Don't worry.
Oh, look at me. I'm all dead.
When the bitch needs to shut up You apply a firm action
Oh, shit!
- What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic.
No Comment
Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?
RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUN
Oh, good, 'cause I left my roach clip at home.
A
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy!
Hold my earrings! Where's my Vaseline?
H
Joshua is not coming back
Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station...
Joe
- My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean?
Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes.
Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!
Listen, I gotta leave town for a couple of days. Okay? No big deal.
Now fuck onto the game Make the game come to me now
"Hey, Hey, Hey. No Peeking. No Peeking. Turn Around."
SUCK MY JOHNSON
Thug the fuck out Punch lines are killing
Let's see if she'll have a word with us.
Small dick is like a disability man!
It can cause serious deviant behavior.
Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
We can't go to the police. He's just out there watching us and waiting for us.
There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now.
- Jesus! - It's okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby.
Oh Shut the Fuck up
- Come on. We're gonna be late. - Ooh, wait. There's Buffy.
- See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother.
He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house...
Goddam it! Son of a bitch!
- What the hell's goin' on here? - Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there.
GRRRR I AM THE DAVID COMISH
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- Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling! Keep rolling!
I'll give you a big clue.
Uh... Uh, Brenda. Come on, come on. Put the helmet on.
Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head.
Yeah. That's it!
Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?
Home Designer Living Room Blast
- How are you, Cindy? - Fine.
taking my soul
I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I?
Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much.
Care initials in your liver Make you quiver
Go on.
When you exagerate
My keys for the three Now you suckas fuck with it
- Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm.
- He's killing him! - Must be an original piece.
I'm here at Lover's Lookout.
Feel me, feel me, feel me
AHORA TW AGARRE. TE AGARRE EN LA CAMARA. TU ESTAS EN LA CAMARA CANDIDA.
Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on!
my wifes friend praising herself for helping the homeless, but when approached by one....
who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident.
- Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea.
- What are you talking about? You took me to that club. - So? They play good music.
- Oh, shit. It's Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him.
- Yeah. Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. - I know.
One part the fuehrer One part the pope
I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? Sir!
Gennaio 8, 1975
Oh, man!
Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you.
Run, bitch! run!!!
Oh! Jesus!
We could still be friends.
What are you waiting for??? What am I waiting for???
- See you later, Hairy Mama... - Bye, hon. - Bubba, Jim...
Submitting the proposal to your client
Joe
Me to that fupa
Bish. Hey hey. Nice ass.
Oh, I am scared!
No!
you know, killed that guy?
Tried to get you. It's an old police trick.
Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm.
I got a poopie.
You're ice cold thriller Because I'm the fucking chiller
Yaaa! That's my Mott! That's my bobcat!
shut up shit NO!
- Boogie Nights! - And Big Momma's House!
You know what? You can all go to hell!
- I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this?
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Special Officer Doofy.
Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music.
Joe Joe
Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark!
You can let them talk some. You don’t own the chat.