Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly.

I’m Catalina Cruz

He gets it right You know he's always down

Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual.

It's an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid.

What am I waiting for?

And it states, and I quote...

So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes-type stuff?

Great White Dope Great White Dope

Rivals! Rivals! Rivals! Rivals!

And, uh, yeah. Yeah, the one and only...

Did you just say that you, uh, went poopie you piece of shit....

I have to just give in to them...

Hey, yo, we run these streets Putting on the great city

Tf is this What? It’s laundry day!

That's right, Cindy. I'm gay.

I like it. Hey, get up. Go-Go over there. Let me see it.

Cindy, telephone.

DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN I'M CLEANING MY ROOM

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

Matthys…He’s the best babysitter you’ve ever seen though

I'm gonna slit your throat Fuck you like a goat

Greg, you're not the only one who got one.

Here you go, baby.

Uh, Cindy Campbell.

Y'all niggas still pretty Just so y'all can feel

Okay! If I see you 2D, I’ll tell him I love him.

Who know the outcome Must be the wild one

- Bobby? - What?

- What? How do you know that? - I-I can, um, see your feet.

corre perra corre

Special Spy James Reporting for duty

Rule number one: You gotta be quick.

So is this where I'm supposed to bleed?

Hack off your head and that's just a start

It's okay. It's okay. It's just like...

you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.

I'd like to feed all the hungry little children of the world.

Gennaio 20, 1975

Very special officer Mikey reporting for duty I'll hawk tuah all your boots !

Damn Oak is a Scary place

Here she comes Miss Teen She's So Fine

OOOOOH ShIIIIIIIt!

Special officer Alex reporting for duty I think I pooped my pants

- Ugh! What the hell is that? - My ass.

Some for money...

Liz busting a nut..

Scary Movie 2 (2000). The clip for this URL is not available, folks.

THEM'S THE RULES

Lord ima have a heart attack

Yeah, yeah, or they'd... or they'd cast people in their late twenties, early thirties to play us.

Aw yeah, that’s my mama too Well then yo papa is a dumb dumb head poot butt ass motherfukka, ha ha higgidy ha

Well, I am much more of a people person.

- Yeah. She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah.

See that’s why you such a dumb dumb head motherfukka Yo mama is a dumb dumb head motherfukka, ha ha ha

Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey?

It's the inevitable return, baby of the Great White Dope

This is for talking through The Fugitive!

- I can't. - Shit! - Oh, my God!

What's that? Is that the cops?

Victoria’s Secret New models

Will you sit down?

Gennaio 21, 1975

Lose the cape. It's way too '90s horror.

- Come on. Come on. - Ready.

What are you gonna do, frame him?

- Bobby, it's okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme...

- But you-you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my...

- He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man.

Heather, has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered...

I said don't disturb me when I'm building my room

- I'm gonna end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you!

Good night, Bobby.

I promise you pain I'm totally insane

Gennaio 22, 1975

And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken.

- I don't know. - Well, check it out!

yo! hello shorty, what are you doin'?

Ouvio alguma coisa? Nao ouvi, convinua!

yo, sanam, pick up the phone!

The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope

- You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own.

AT LEAST SECURITY CAN GET YOU BACKSTAGE. SHE DON'T LOVE HUH SELF.

Yeah. What size are these?

Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers.

You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller

- I'll take the credit cards. - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers.

Oh, look, I'm bleeding! Eek. Eek.

Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?

Oh you- you mean Jaime’s got a baby dick too?

Don’t forget Elections Tuesday

For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap!

Oh, yeah. That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? You think she wants to go to jail?

and we would play bump-bump?

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

special officer aeronaut reporting

коли Дімону сказали що його 40-кілограмовий пес ніфіга не маленька собака

Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich for ya.

Okay, if I see raymond, I'll tell him I love him

Cindy, you know me. Cindy.

- Anybody? - Yes!

I never could wait to get to the chewy middle.

- You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem.

He's killing him!

I don't know. Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theatre, so we just broke out.

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.

Cindy, he shot me in the lungs.

I got a Ph.D. in how to use my cutlery

AHORA TE AGARRE. TE AGARRE EN LA CAMARA. TU ESTAS EN LA CAMARA CANDIDA.

I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this!