Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AT LEAST SECURITY CAN GET YOU BACKSTAGE. SHE DON'T LOVE HUH SELF.

Liz busting a nut..

And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken.

He gets it right You know he's always down

коли Дімону сказали що його 40-кілограмовий пес ніфіга не маленька собака

I like it. Hey, get up. Go-Go over there. Let me see it.

corre perra corre

I have to just give in to them...

Damn Oak is a Scary place

Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?

- I'm gonna end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you!

- Bobby, it's okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme...

Tf is this What? It’s laundry day!

Good night, Bobby.

- Bobby? - What?

Well, I am much more of a people person.

- Come on. Come on. - Ready.

What am I waiting for?

Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual.

- I'll take the credit cards. - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers.

Hack off your head and that's just a start

I never could wait to get to the chewy middle.

Rule number one: You gotta be quick.

and we would play bump-bump?

Here you go, baby.

- Yeah. She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah.

I don't know. Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theatre, so we just broke out.

It's okay. It's okay. It's just like...

Cindy, you know me. Cindy.

See that’s why you such a dumb dumb head motherfukka Yo mama is a dumb dumb head motherfukka, ha ha ha

Who know the outcome Must be the wild one

Yeah. What size are these?

Cindy, telephone.

Very special officer Mikey reporting for duty I'll hawk tuah all your boots !

Victoria’s Secret New models

Special Spy James Reporting for duty

yo, sanam, pick up the phone!

yo! hello shorty, what are you doin'?

THEM'S THE RULES

Oh you- you mean Jaime’s got a baby dick too?

Gennaio 20, 1975

Rivals! Rivals! Rivals! Rivals!

For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap!

- What? How do you know that? - I-I can, um, see your feet.

- Ugh! What the hell is that? - My ass.

I got a Ph.D. in how to use my cutlery

OOOOOH ShIIIIIIIt!

Uh, Cindy Campbell.

Will you sit down?

So is this where I'm supposed to bleed?

The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope

So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes-type stuff?

- You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own.

- Anybody? - Yes!

Gennaio 21, 1975

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.

Special officer Alex reporting for duty I think I pooped my pants

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

Great White Dope Great White Dope

Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich for ya.

That's right, Cindy. I'm gay.

- I don't know. - Well, check it out!

Cindy, he shot me in the lungs.

you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.

Did you just say that you, uh, went poopie you piece of shit....

It's the inevitable return, baby of the Great White Dope

This some scary shit

I said don't disturb me when I'm building my room

I'm gonna slit your throat Fuck you like a goat

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

Some for money...

Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers.

special officer aeronaut reporting

- You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem.

Y'all niggas still pretty Just so y'all can feel

What are you gonna do, frame him?

This is for talking through The Fugitive!

Oh, look, I'm bleeding! Eek. Eek.

Gennaio 22, 1975

I'd like to feed all the hungry little children of the world.

I’m Catalina Cruz

And, uh, yeah. Yeah, the one and only...

Okay, if I see raymond, I'll tell him I love him

I promise you pain I'm totally insane

You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller

He's killing him!

And it states, and I quote...

Ouvio alguma coisa? Nao ouvi, convinua!

Here she comes Miss Teen She's So Fine

Okay! If I see you 2D, I’ll tell him I love him.

What's that? Is that the cops?

Yeah, yeah, or they'd... or they'd cast people in their late twenties, early thirties to play us.

- He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man.

Lose the cape. It's way too '90s horror.

Don’t forget Elections Tuesday

- You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly.

It's an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid.

I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this!

Lord ima have a heart attack

Heather, has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered...

Scary Movie 2 (2000). The clip for this URL is not available, folks.

- But you-you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my...

Hey, yo, we run these streets Putting on the great city

Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey?

Matthys…He’s the best babysitter you’ve ever seen though

- I can't. - Shit! - Oh, my God!

Aw yeah, that’s my mama too Well then yo papa is a dumb dumb head poot butt ass motherfukka, ha ha higgidy ha

Greg, you're not the only one who got one.

AHORA TE AGARRE. TE AGARRE EN LA CAMARA. TU ESTAS EN LA CAMARA CANDIDA.

DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN I'M CLEANING MY ROOM

Oh, yeah. That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? You think she wants to go to jail?