Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Slap on some pickle relish Ain't we having fun

- You want some chicken? - Nah.

- Mention what? - The guy we just killed.

- Ray! - Oh, my bad.

- And don't forget... - To flush your stash.

- Go home, Shorty. - Yeah, I-I'll see you later.

It has to be him, Sheriff.

Ah, yes. Here. Put this on with it.

I can't keep fighting these urges.

Hello? Who's there?

- Now, if the cops raid the place... - I never heard of you.

A journey that would change their lives forever.

You're my brother. That's your mama too Jackass.

- It's not too late. - Shut up, okay?

Cindy, it's for you.

I'm not playing with your ass.

Okay! If I see 2D, I’ll tell him I love him.

Surprise, Cindy!

Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him.

It's gonna be okay, Bobby.

- Yeah, that's this many. - Ah, so big.

Oh you- you mean Jaime’s got a baby dick too?

I need to talk. See, I have this problem...

All right, fine, fine. But you know what? I'm gonna look around some more, so...

Get away from me you bum

Okay. But just for a minute.

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I'm sorry. Please understand.

Special officer Alex Reporting for duty I think I pooped my pants

- Hi. Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement? - No comment.

Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!

What are you waiting for Huh

- Dad... - But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it.

Written on, written off scoff, callin' me a joke

White woman in trouble

Vocal coach and still roll funny

Um... Come On, Mott. - Mott, Mott, Your Ass Looks Fat!

All right, Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!

Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne.

- Hey! That is my song! - Hey!

Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner.

And, you know, if you're not ready...

Take it easy! I'm feelin' a little woozy here!

OOPS, I FARTED. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D HEAR ME.

So? I don't know him.

- We have to! - Hey, Cindy.

But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it.

Absolutely fantastic.

Ew get away from me!

The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having.

who's filling in for hamish blake? maria lagonikos.

Na, na, na, na I'm gonna slash and gash

The genius with a penis The few, the proud, the me

come on lashawnda

Come on. You get me.

Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!

Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen. Is there a problem on campus?

and, uh, get to know each other a little better?

Gennaio 25, 1975

Give it up for Buffy Gilmore! Wonderful!

You Don’t Know Where I am? (Laughing) You Don’t.

I make you kneel and squeal as I turn you to a beal

I'll be back . . . Uh Oh

corre perra corre

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- You like that? You like that? You like that? - Yeah. Hey!

Now, I understand this is a difficult time for you young ladies.

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

- Hey, baby girl! - Hi!

Oh you mean Ashley Banjo got a baby dick too

- Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? - Oh, fuck Greg. I won.

You're the best.

Just you. And maybe Shorty...

- Would you remind me not to do that again? - Sorry.

- Uh... - Just a little bit. Come on.

Oh! I gotta stop drinking.

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

I just want you to touch! Touch it come on!

There she is Doggy style anytime

Guess it's been a while.

So very likely we're about to see someone get killed.

Party at Alison’s house.

all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie.

It's very, uh, '70s of you.

I don't get it. He lives so close.

i see black people

- No! - What are you doing up there?

Well you haven’t seen Shaq act

Yo, son, you gotta roll some more of that shit!

What's going on in there?

Feminon oder pitching got you down??

Put 'em together

That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son!

- Okay. Can I start? - Yeah.

Now, as you all have heard, there is a killer in our town...

There are no suspects in custody. Police are asking anyone to come forward.

Dad, Dad, put your arms down.

Oh, so, what? You think I killed Buffy and Greg?

- You ruined Schindler's List. - All Jackie Chan movies.

- Mom said get home now. - Tell Mom I'm on official police business.

But either way it goes, I'm gonna tell you all the rules to survive this situation.

What are you waiting for?

I don't think that I'm a sell out but I do enjoy coke

Whatever, Ray! I don't want to talk about this now. The point is, Cindy...

That's my bobcat too! Hey shut the hell up man!

Don't think so! And what about the sequel? Huh? What the hell was with that fat, white Jamaican kid?

Kilmers gonna gut you like a pig! Ahhhhaha

Just kick back Just sit back

I promise you pain I'm totally insane

But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet.

We take this to our grave. Say it!

Got lots of suck now!

WHEN I SAY LARA