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But I'm not going to jail. You got that?

- I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby.

- Uh... - I'll get you one for your head.

Okay. Let's go over this again.

There's ass, blood and guts everywhere!

- Amistad II - Get your ass back down there, boy!

- Bobby! - Oh, my God! Shit!

Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead.

Next week's Triple Crown starts at 2:30. Be here early.

Who’s is it bobcat?! Who’s is it bobcat!?

While im sucking daddy dick

I know we've been together a long time...

the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening.

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And in case you haven't noticed, so is Felipe Franks.

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien, continue!

that I left you a little something in the coffee can.

- So what you doin', son? - Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'.

Cut your tongue out Feed it to a trout

Yo, wait for me! There's a killer in the house!

- Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Yepp it’s not Watson

Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again.

Mount Rushmore it, no, ignore it, Can't rock with no big head

Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddam camera...

I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller

- That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve.

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

- Hello? - Hello, Cindy.

I got papers, blunts, bongs...

- Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute.

My name is CJ and I run a 7 minute mile

Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut You know, the usual

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It's dark, it's in the middle of nowhere...

- Buffy! - Contestant number one!

Gennaio 7, 1975

I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, don't!

Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out...

- Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything.

- I'd much rather help my fellow man than some animal. - Spare a dollar?

Don’t be the center of attention at a show!

Very good. And contestant number two.

'Cause I'm a spaceman

Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right?

Do you know what they do to young boys in prison?

what the hell is that?! it's my ass.

Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. Greg.

Saw off your toes Jam them in your nose

I got one. I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready?

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I ain't new to it, I grew to it

- Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah.

We don't have any more papers.

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I’ll gut ya like a pig

Yeah what’s my name sid

Jim, this is some scary robot.

When she blows you But uses her teeth

penis face he rapes you with his rape face

I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong

Shorty, you are so loud.

All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station.

- Na, na, na, na - Put another hole in your ass

Hey, Elon, smell my finger.

- Let's roll, Jack. - Right. - Come on! Grab your shit and let's go, motherfucker!

I'm Okay? - Let's... Let's Go, Shoeshine.

Special Officer doofy reporting to the equipment brigade

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That's my bobcat too! alright Mott! Hey kiss my ass!

I just want you to touch it Just touch it come on

Sorry about that, folks.

- I can explain that. - Oh, my God.

I said a dollar, bitch!

When you get prepared for a fight

I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it

Damn, this is some scary shit!

Then I'll slam a beer

Oh, there she is

- I'll see you after class. - Sweet! - All right!

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His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen found his body a few weeks later.

Like finger-painting 101 give me no credit for having class

Oh, she is as fake as Press-on nails.

- All over the place. - Dad. Stop it.

You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other.

- Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness.

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Back up! Let him through!

Take it brandon, take it brandon

- I won? - They're calling your name. Go.

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

- No. - Isn't he a suspect?

- No doubt. - Okay, I say we all just stick together.

Can't you see he's just hungry?

Buffy, you told him?

The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good ass show and we didn't even get a final episode!

You forgot to lock it.

We just can't... No.

Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

I'm on a rocket ship to a mother ship

Help! Oh! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless.

So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left.

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A small college town is in shock...

What are you waiting for‽