Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on! Give it to me! Give it to me!

I'm a bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller

- No comment. - Okay. - No comment. - Okay.

You love that joke, don't you, honey?

- I didn't really know her. - Oh, come on. Sure you do.

So what you tryna say You wanna get buck naked and wrestle?

And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.

Yo! WazzzzUuuup!!!!

He never shows what he's thinking He keeps it inside

Yo, if y'all watchin' this tape right now...

Hey, hey, hey. No peeking. No peeking. Turn around.

Yeah! That's the shit right here!

But wait! There’s more!

I said a dollar, bitch.

Okay, class, who would like to give their oral presentation first?

What would have been your last words to Drew?

Because the right way is wrong

You'll be squirting in your shorts And you're squirting crimson quarts

- Slow it down! - Blow me!

- I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. - Sweet Jesus! Shit!

Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act.

Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead and we're getting the fuck out of here!

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

Just check that one out again.

- Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray?

I'M GONNA JUMP! It says! Oh god?!

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Okay, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up?

Come here, Bobby! I want it now!

- You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind?

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything.

YOU’RE ON MY FOOT FAT SHIT!

- Hallelujah - It's raining men

Just give me a moment. Ah. One...

- Hello? - Hello, Cindy.

I’m going to gut you like a fish!

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

- She is such a ho. - Why do you say that?

The stench of Lakers fan excuses

- I love you. - Have a good trip.

- Hello. - I'm gonna kill you.

- Oh, my God. - It was an accident, Gail.

Hey! Cindy, that was an accident.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriends' numbers for me?

Uh, no. No, not that.

Leave your carcass for flies 'Cause everyone who meets up with me

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

Give me my crown bitch

Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of.

Fuck outta here. Ain't nobody stabbin' me.

I could be anywhere… I’m like the wind, baby!

Don't want the whole story Should have bought the Cliff Notes

Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!

Come on. It'll be all right.

Oh, I love when you play with my ass.

Yeah. That's big.

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien, continue!

We have to call the police, Greg.

Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam. You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie.

No chicken nuggets?

What about now?

I wanna see what your insides look like.

I'm just gonna take a bath, and then I'm gonna go to bed.

Duncanville was a good show, man! It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode!

Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.

- What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for?

#hrž róbu #grunting #besramno #vodńě

Special officer aeronaut reporting

Bir şey duydun mu? Hayır, emmeye devam et!

Stay in well-lit areas.

Oh, shut the fuck up!

Hey, do that thing from Baywatch! She's running down the beach!

take it, brandon! take it, brandon!

Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'.

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

I SEE RUSSIANS... EVERYWHERE... THEY'RE COMING!!!

- Buffy, are you coming? - I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.

Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die?

- I love this color. - Let me see that.

I’ll give you a big clue!

Gennaio 10, 1975

when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair...

- Yo. - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?

Don't you see? He's got us right where he wants us.

It was bad casting Bobby

Yeah! What's my name, Bobby?

Gennaio 30, 1975

When you kill Astarion

Gonna slit your throat Fuck you like a goat

We'll be waiting till forever

I did. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself.

I said a full sandwich, bitch!

- Johnson, what a block, baby. Word up. - Thanks a lot, kid.

Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you.

Y'all want drama Wanna make a scary movie

Get off! Hey, yo, get off! His drawers are mine! Hey, yo!

- Nah. - Cool? - Yeah.

I have to go to class.

I’VE BEEN IN THIS GAME A LONG TIME. DON’T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER, C’MON?

So?, we don’t know him, ha ha higgidy ha ha ha Aw yeah, i don’t know him either, he’s down in Lorden

Be Reasonable. - I Can't fucking Take This anymore...

- He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - That's impossible.

Well, you haven’t seen Shaq act.