Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bir şey duydun mu? Hayır, emmeye devam et!
What's everybody talkin' about?
Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache.
Nada, viendo el partido y quemando hierba
Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!
Joe
Could what?
Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before.
- You are? - Yeah.
If He
Isabella, that girl... SHE DONT RESPECT HERSELF.
I think she wants a motive.
Yo
Oh, yeah! Oh!
Come on, y'all! I'm gonna get y'all!
Okay, just one time.
Night, Cind.
- I won't have anything to do with this! - Shut up!
Miss man Feminine odor and itching got you down?
I promise you pain I'm totally insane
and let them flow.
and it's where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around.
Jeez. I see, yeah.
- Ah, shit! - We don't have any more papers, man.
Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video.
Oh, hi. Please don't, don't... No. Hey, you guys, stop.
- Grandma! - Ow, baby! Ow! Ow! Oh, my hip!
Then what is it?
- That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? - What is it?
You mean since you branded him the Candyman? No. His heart is broken.
Help! Help!
I heard Bobby got out this morning.
Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!
- What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy!
Fish Fish
YOU MY BROTHER TOO JACKASS
- I'm afraid if we wait - Just like that, baby.
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks
Look, I'm calling the cops.
- Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now?
I wanted to watch the superbowl
This isn't easy for me.
Hey, yo, dog. Does this shirt make me look gay?
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
You know, Puff Daddy?
Come back here, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch!
Oh, now what?
Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't!
Who did this? Huh? Where are you?
Victoria’s Secret New models
Don't ask me why Don't make me lie
- I'll be back. - Uh-oh.
you have to enjoy each moment.
- Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow.
man, this robot is awesome!
reporting for duty
I went poopie. It was good.
Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else.
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Gennaio 19, 1975
'Cause I've seen her.
Hey, Gail.
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller
Cancelin' TV shows does!
Ty
Yeah, me neither.
YO WASSUUUUUUUUUP
That was close. God!
My ass!!
Hai sentito qualcosa? No, non ho sentito niente! Continua!
And in case you haven't noticed, so is Felipe Franks.
Did you just say that you, uh, you went poopie?
I’m fine
Scary Movie (2000)
Oh, God! Somebody please help me!
No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out.
- You say it was an accident. - Yes.
YO ASHLEY PICK UP THE PHONE
You on Candid Camera now.
Hey, we're gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah.
Bobby! Bobby!
- This is ill. - How did it end?
Great White Dope Great White Dope
- Agreed. - Say it, Cindy. Say it!
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Oh you mean Timmy's got baby dick too?
- What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy!
And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left
- There's no sign of him anywhere. - He could've taken the body.
Dave Matthys?…best damn babysitter
Y'all niggas still pretty Just so y'all can feel
How bout now
You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller
- Peace, Ray. - Get the trunk closed.
I said a dollar bitch
Im gonna guy you like a fish
Your ass is grass.
Slyšel jsi něco? Ne, dál sát!
- Well, my name's Heather. - Heather, can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone?
- Yeah. - Oh. Just...
- Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser!
White woman in trouble off the 744...
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act
Then she woke up talking about pressing charges.
The one and only.
- What took you so long to get here? - Why are you so curious?
No, no, no, what you tryin' to say? You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle?
OOPS, I FARTED. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D HEAR ME.
Hey! Hey, no running.
- Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
- Because they test their products on animals. - So?
.
- You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. - I just don't feel right.
Oh, my God.
I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you.
Party at Alison’s house, free food for everyone!
FREEDOM IN MY SOUL
All right. Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!
Get away from me you bum
- I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim?
Run Boggs! Ruuuuun!
You can move back some. You don't own the theatre.
You've loved that joke since you were two years old. Eh?
It's all about the money
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Half the people want me Half the people want me dead
We all go a little crazy sometimes. - Bobby, no!
It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!
I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby.
Oh, yeah. That's it.
Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers up in here, it's time to keep it down right now.