Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'll be back. - Uh-oh.
- You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. - I just don't feel right.
You can move back some. You don't own the theatre.
It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!
Oh, hi. Please don't, don't... No. Hey, you guys, stop.
Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video.
Scary Movie (2000)
reporting for duty
- I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim?
We all go a little crazy sometimes. - Bobby, no!
- Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow.
I promise you pain I'm totally insane
And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left
Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before.
- You say it was an accident. - Yes.
Run Boggs! Ruuuuun!
'Cause I've seen her.
- Yeah. - Oh. Just...
Bobby! Bobby!
Then she woke up talking about pressing charges.
Cancelin' TV shows does!
All right. Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!
- Grandma! - Ow, baby! Ow! Ow! Oh, my hip!
Then what is it?
Im gonna guy you like a fish
You on Candid Camera now.
White woman in trouble off the 744...
If He
You've loved that joke since you were two years old. Eh?
Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else.
Victoria’s Secret New models
- Ah, shit! - We don't have any more papers, man.
Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!
Miss man Feminine odor and itching got you down?
Did you just say that you, uh, you went poopie?
- This is ill. - How did it end?
I said a dollar bitch
- I'm afraid if we wait - Just like that, baby.
Hai sentito qualcosa? No, non ho sentito niente! Continua!
- Because they test their products on animals. - So?
Great White Dope Great White Dope
man, this robot is awesome!
you have to enjoy each moment.
Oh, yeah! Oh!
Dave Matthys?…best damn babysitter
Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act
Jeez. I see, yeah.
and let them flow.
- What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy!
My ass!!
Oh, God! Somebody please help me!
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks
I went poopie. It was good.
Ty
It's all about the money
Bir şey duydun mu? Hayır, emmeye devam et!
YOU MY BROTHER TOO JACKASS
No, no, no, what you tryin' to say? You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle?
I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby.
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- Peace, Ray. - Get the trunk closed.
This isn't easy for me.
Oh, yeah. That's it.
That was close. God!
Your ass is grass.
- Agreed. - Say it, Cindy. Say it!
Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!
You mean since you branded him the Candyman? No. His heart is broken.
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Hey, Gail.
- What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy!
No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out.
Come back here, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch!
- Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser!
- Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now?
- You are? - Yeah.
Hey! Hey, no running.
Joe
Oh, now what?
Could what?
I wanted to watch the superbowl
.
Okay, just one time.
Come on, y'all! I'm gonna get y'all!
I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you.
Who did this? Huh? Where are you?
Don't ask me why Don't make me lie
Oh, my God.
- That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? - What is it?
Night, Cind.
I think she wants a motive.
FREEDOM IN MY SOUL
- Well, my name's Heather. - Heather, can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone?
Y'all niggas still pretty Just so y'all can feel
You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller
Half the people want me Half the people want me dead
Slyšel jsi něco? Ne, dál sát!
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller
Get away from me you bum
Help! Help!
Hey, we're gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah.
Oh you mean Timmy's got baby dick too?
Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't!
You know, Puff Daddy?
The one and only.
I’m fine
Nada, viendo el partido y quemando hierba
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
- I won't have anything to do with this! - Shut up!
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- What took you so long to get here? - Why are you so curious?
Fish Fish
- There's no sign of him anywhere. - He could've taken the body.
Yo
Gennaio 19, 1975
How bout now
Look, I'm calling the cops.
OOPS, I FARTED. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D HEAR ME.
Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache.
YO ASHLEY PICK UP THE PHONE
And in case you haven't noticed, so is Felipe Franks.
Hey, yo, dog. Does this shirt make me look gay?
Party at Alison’s house, free food for everyone!
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers up in here, it's time to keep it down right now.
Isabella, that girl... SHE DONT RESPECT HERSELF.
I heard Bobby got out this morning.
Yeah, me neither.
and it's where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around.
YO WASSUUUUUUUUUP
- Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
What's everybody talkin' about?