Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no, what you tryin' to say? You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle?
- Peace, Ray. - Get the trunk closed.
Y'all niggas still pretty Just so y'all can feel
you have to enjoy each moment.
- Because they test their products on animals. - So?
Miss man Feminine odor and itching got you down?
I think she wants a motive.
Cancelin' TV shows does!
All right. Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!
- I won't have anything to do with this! - Shut up!
Half the people want me Half the people want me dead
- What took you so long to get here? - Why are you so curious?
- Ah, shit! - We don't have any more papers, man.
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Great White Dope Great White Dope
Help! Help!
- You are? - Yeah.
- There's no sign of him anywhere. - He could've taken the body.
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Then what is it?
I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you.
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
You've loved that joke since you were two years old. Eh?
Isabella, that girl... SHE DONT RESPECT HERSELF.
You on Candid Camera now.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God! Somebody please help me!
Dave Matthys?…best damn babysitter
and it's where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around.
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Night, Cind.
- Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser!
- Grandma! - Ow, baby! Ow! Ow! Oh, my hip!
- I'll be back. - Uh-oh.
I heard Bobby got out this morning.
- Agreed. - Say it, Cindy. Say it!
I went poopie. It was good.
- This is ill. - How did it end?
Yo
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller
Im gonna guy you like a fish
It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!
I promise you pain I'm totally insane
- What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy!
man, this robot is awesome!
Oh, yeah. That's it.
I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby.
This isn't easy for me.
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks
Bobby! Bobby!
Nada, viendo el partido y quemando hierba
YO ASHLEY PICK UP THE PHONE
Come on, y'all! I'm gonna get y'all!
Could what?
Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache.
Your ass is grass.
- I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim?
The one and only.
Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act
Bir şey duydun mu? Hayır, emmeye devam et!
YO WASSUUUUUUUUUP
Hey, we're gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah.
Party at Alison’s house, free food for everyone!
Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!
- Yeah. - Oh. Just...
- What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy!
What's everybody talkin' about?
Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video.
It's all about the money
You know, Puff Daddy?
- I'm afraid if we wait - Just like that, baby.
Okay, just one time.
- Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
You can move back some. You don't own the theatre.
Ty
Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't!
You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller
Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!
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- That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? - What is it?
I said a dollar bitch
- You say it was an accident. - Yes.
No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out.
Victoria’s Secret New models
'Cause I've seen her.
Who did this? Huh? Where are you?
Fish Fish
How bout now
Don't ask me why Don't make me lie
Look, I'm calling the cops.
- Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow.
- You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. - I just don't feel right.
Then she woke up talking about pressing charges.
Hey! Hey, no running.
Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before.
Oh, now what?
That was close. God!
And in case you haven't noticed, so is Felipe Franks.
Run Boggs! Ruuuuun!
Get away from me you bum
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OOPS, I FARTED. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D HEAR ME.
Yeah, me neither.
I wanted to watch the superbowl
Oh, yeah! Oh!
Jeez. I see, yeah.
Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers up in here, it's time to keep it down right now.
- Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now?
Scary Movie (2000)
Joe
I’m fine
If He
And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left
White woman in trouble off the 744...
Oh, hi. Please don't, don't... No. Hey, you guys, stop.
Slyšel jsi něco? Ne, dál sát!
and let them flow.
Hai sentito qualcosa? No, non ho sentito niente! Continua!
My ass!!
Hey, Gail.
Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else.
- Well, my name's Heather. - Heather, can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone?
Come back here, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch!
You mean since you branded him the Candyman? No. His heart is broken.
Did you just say that you, uh, you went poopie?
YOU MY BROTHER TOO JACKASS
We all go a little crazy sometimes. - Bobby, no!
Gennaio 19, 1975
Hey, yo, dog. Does this shirt make me look gay?
Oh you mean Timmy's got baby dick too?