Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What's that? - That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy!

Got lots of sick now!

When Tremblay is near my desk giving a scientific philosophical lecture

- It won't close. - I'll do it.

Knick knacks office how may I help you? Heeehe

They... They turned the hot water off in the showers, all right?

- Now we know Bobby's not the killer. So who is? - I don't know.

- Come on. - We take this to our grave. Ow.

Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die?

Gennaio 2, 1975

And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there.

everywhere I go I see the same ho

What was she like in bed, Boopie?

Okay, my presentation is on the First Amendment.

Scare the shit out of you then watch you pee

RUN BOGGS!! RUUUUNN!

- That's not a horror movie. - Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act.

Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic reading.

Selling it back Getting paid to crack thieving

No, Mr. Killer. I don't know where you are.

- You idiot. - I'm a... I'm a bad man.

AYY YOO, PARTY AT PATX!!!

Why do you wanna know my name?

- Come on! Come on! - Give it to me. Give it to me. No!

Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You're Next.

That psycho wants a piece of me, bring it on.

The clip for this IRS is not available, folks.

- Bye, Mr. Gilmore. - Bye!

I gotta go to the bathroom. Here. Take your hot sauce.

Now the talent portion of the competition.

So you think Bobby did it?

Okay. Yo! Party at Brittany’s house!

They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty?

Gennaio 29, 1975

I'll slit you ear to ear You know what

- Ray, you are so freaky. - That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl.

Oh, that's not my boyfriend.

- Do you know what I mean? - Yes, I do, uh, Miss Mann.

- He was on the road. - And you think he came back to get revenge?

Rappers coming in with their team and carry toolies

Feel this bitch as I go for the three

- How it feels when we're together - Just like that.

Okay. If I see him, I'll tell him I love him.

Are you all alone?

but that wasn't planned or anything.

- What about our trip to San Francisco, then? - I wanted to go shopping.

Here. Take one, guys. Don't forget: election's Tuesday.

- Ooh. What is it? - It's just a scary movie.

We'll take him down to Williamson Cove and we'll dump him in there.

It's the inevitable return, baby of the Great White Dope

He walks alone under the big city lights

Bobby, turn around! It's the killer!

- All right, fine. - Call me later.

- Bye, Doofy. - Bye, Cind.

We take this to our grave. Say it.

Cindy, come on. We'll just pretend it never happened.

- Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - Yeah!

And remember, never, ever believe someone...

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I'm a Denny's surprise I'll scoop out both of your eyes

Come on, let’s go!

Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings of a serial killer on our hands.

you turned out to be the killer.

I need some logs

this some is good half.

Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera.

Come on out here, you sick fuck!

omg we hit a boot

One part the fuehrer One part the pope

Kenny, get the camera ready. Here. Hold my gum.

- Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs., uh... - Old Mrs...

I'm cool, though, right?

Has oído algo? No, he oído nada! Sigue!

So? I don’t know him

I can't feel my legs.

Ha! Scurry shit

run run Drew! oh and you are so hot in your bra and panties

We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists.

I said a dollar, B****!

Because he's just messing with us.

You're ice cold thriller Because I'm the fucking chiller

- Just get a little closer to me. - Something you're gonna tell me?

Yeah, I'm not supposed to say. It's official police business.

I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here.

Oh you mean Timmy's got baby dick too?

Don't worry, 'cause I never forget.

I'm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your ass

I see black people

I said don't disturb me while I'm listening to "Nobody"

No, no, no. I'm good, man. But hurry back. She's gonna perform.

Okay. I'd really like to see you, but... I love you.

And I'll do her behind behind and behind

She's about to get it on with Shakespeare.

I'm the last thing you see I'll hang you from a tree

Great White Dope

- Hey, you know, shit happens. - Sheriff! - Sheriff!

- Baking soda. Not baking powder. - Soda.

Okay. Yo! Party at Juan’s House. Drunk white women for errrone!!!

and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips.

Well, there's a problem. Some money went missing.

My god, look at Berea right now.

Ah! Okay, turn around.

Please! I'm just a day player!