Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know I love my wide array of L'Oréal products!
-And people are gonna see that! -Yeah?
Luckily, Lindsay Lohan was there to perform CPR.
Oh, I'd love to, buddy, but I have like five more scenes to shoot.
She's the one person I care about, the one thing keeping me sober.
Good! Usually at this stage I hate everything I've ever written
Took the liberty of doing your laundry and this letter was in your pocket.
-A couple trophies? A parade?
Yeah, and his horn is like a corkscrew,
'Cause, you know, there's pervs out there.
What's that?
See? That's what I'm talking about!
-I'd have proven it by now. -Well, that's wonderful, Todd.
but I'm going to and...
and raid the "Birthday Dad" set for furniture.
When the world judged you and ridiculed you?
of her on the beach with her new boyfriend.
that I totally didn't just throw together only to impress you?
It's cool that you wrote a book. I mean, I think girls are gonna like it.
Your stupid book about the mall?
-The cover of every magazine. -Okay.
Maybe I'm just a crazy, old birthday person,
"The Horny Unicorn"?