Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, uh, no. But thank you for inviting us.
-What? -It was a good picture!
-Wait. -Yeah?
-I think you got a real bum deal. -Oh, yeah?
That's what they want you to think!
even when they're disappointed in them?
List of men in hats, I guess. He was wearing a fedora.
Welcome to Burritos and Mo! Home of burritos and much, much mo!
Huh?
We brought a plant.
So, where do I go?
♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪
It's not his fault he's the way he is!
It's the stock photo that came in the frame.
but these people enjoy seeing you fail because it lets them feel superior.
Obviously, I wasn't gonna say it in front of my friends,
you have been hired to play urbane, civilized party guests.
-No, it-- - Most Hatted Men? What is that?
Oh.
-Uh... -"Vance Waggoner?
Girls can be losers without specifying that they're girls.
-This plant's heavy as tits. -I don't want a whole thing here.
-Oh, you found my book? -Yeah, and it sucked. Totally unrealistic.
"This summer: Dumbass Unicorn."
Leave a message, if you're a hundred.
Yeah, 'cause deep down, he's wounded. He's misunderstood.
of a well-balanced breakfast.
Oh, yeah? How's this for embarrassing?
Hey, it's Todd. Is Mom there?
-Oh! That's you! -Yeah.
The line is, "Thank you for the birthday pizza.
Yeah. I'm not really the guy people wanna see in movies right now.
Part of being sober is leaving behind all the people
-♪ Precision... ♪ - Oh, whoa!
-That's what you sound like! -Okay, it's not too late to change it.
but I got a new job and an apartment,
-Yeah, you are. -NoJack.
Sounds like you need to throw together a scheme in a short amount of time.
Uh...
I know what you're thinking, "Vance Waggoner?
to impress my parents
Great. You wanna get dinner?
Oh, you're in, baby!