Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They don't know how to process it when you're no longer the huge screw-up

Does that mean you're not coming to my refined, upscale party

The movie. You're the Horny Unicorn. I'll direct. We're doing it.

Oh. She's resting at the moment. Can I take a message?

Which leads me to my next point. I am moving out to live with Maude.

Morton Grove, Chicago? Naperville, Chicago?

- He looks like crap. -Yeah. His tie is all loosened up,

Things have been pretty brutal for me lately.

Like, you say the book takes place in Chicago, but Ivy lives in Schaumburg.

Hey, it's Hollyhock. Leave a message, if you're a hundred.

I'm a different, better man who is also not in this picture.

please say one of the three following phrases

that someone could be someone's best friend still

You're making me look like a real cuck, Jagger.

So, what, I gotta hang out with you all the time?

-Eleanor Roosevelt once-- -Interesting!

Your accountant told me you wanted to sell your house?

-Well, I'm all moved in. - Me too.

-Most people hate me... -Mm-hmm.

Uh, just one sec.

Once animated by the fire of life,

when you disparagingly referred to yourself as "a Xerox of a Xerox"?

-What? -Remember in your interview,

I just... I know you're going back to school soon,