Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You're a prostitute! - Not anymore.

I'm head over heels for a girl,

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"You have a smile that could melt an iceberg"

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

They better not!

I'll get my things.

IT’S MANWHORE

I think there's been a mistake... Did you say steak!

but I should go...

- Are you comfortable? - Actually, no.

Every time you're feeling self-conscious about your thin dick,

If you want to leave, I completely understand.

Hand me my leg.

- Is this Ruth? - Yeah. I'll be right down...

♪ Get down tonight, baby ♪

Watching these girl boxing All I can think is

I don’t have a set price or anything But I have been getting $10.

- It's not so bad. - Yeah, it's okay.

She went poo poo she pooped

I'm sorry. I'm still kinda shocked.

♪ Call me, call me call me, call me, call me ♪

I'm gonna k!ll my guidance counselor.

No one has ever touched my feet before touched my feet before

- How about you? - This is my first.

So we took all her one-dollar bills off the stage,

♪ Appelle-moi, mon cherie Appelle-moi ♪

Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy

I-I mean, in a good way.

- Six thousand dollars? - I know. It sucks.

I don’t have Pepro bismol

I've been workin' on this case for three months.

Any ladies need some entertainment tonight?

i’ll go for that…

♪ With you I'm not shy ♪

Maybe there's somethin' we could work out.

CUM RIGHT OR CUM WRECK IT......

We're talkin' spaghetti stick.

My name is Brian and...

♪ Call me, call me call me anytime ♪

♪ I feel sad when you're sad ♪

What the hell is this?

♪ And all you gotta do is bring it to me, baby ♪

They should make a phone for full-figured girls.

Don't I have a say in this?

Ripped butthole

- Nothin'. - Have you seen her?

- No, mistake. - Oh, see, now you got me all excited.

Ooh, I'm sweatin'.

Aah! Wait, wait!

I bet he never thought he'd be held by such a lovely woman.

You better haul ass.

Names Brian... looking for a good steak! Any suggestions

But Deuce never took advantage of me. He should have.

Now give me my $500!

I collect Canadian quarters. I have six of them.

They're serious, Deuce.

- 700, 800. - Where'd you get all that money?

It's a professional term we man-whores use to describe our... he-pussy.

Sounds good, but I can't afford to go to Europe right now.

- Life's funny, huh? - Mmm.

♪ Anytime, anyplace Anywhere, anyday ♪

No one has ever touched my feet before Me: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

I finally figured out how you pick up all these gorgeous women.

- Dear God. - You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar?

♪ I'm findin' it hard to do anything ♪

I think there's been a mistake... Did you say steak!

Cakes and pies! Cakes and pies!

I guess I'll just take some sea snails.

What? I'm okay with everything.

hey, phishy phishy phishy

You've been having a party?

♪ I'll never get enough ♪

You're gettin' me all hot.

When yo keep the send text message full ah errors They Should Make a Phone for Full Figured girls. They Should

I don't know. I...

Gobbo, you the finest gob-bitch in my gob-stable thanks hilliot

Did she pay you for sex?

Can I please use your phone?

They assemble each one of these by hand.

I'm sorry. I have Tourette's syndrome.

That’s a huge dress!