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I could probably live like a king on a tenner a week. I'd do fuck all.
about the sexual problems in your relationship.
Sure. No sweat.
Actually it's our dad's.
Oh, yeah, like a shot.
'trying to explain to him what The Matrix is.'
'I think she might have a borderline personality disorder.'
Great. Well, I'll make a note of that.
Yards. Really?
- Jeremy. - Hi!
Naughty Slutty Mummy
Hey, Mark, would you like some?
Er, yes, as I was saying, I... I love cinema, especially the films of
Mum-my! Come on, Jeremy!
'Wealthy, lovely family. If only she wasn't such a horrible person,
What would you say if you felt that you weren't going to be judged?
I really feel, since I'm eating turkey, you should eat some turkey.
Oh. Yeah.
Well, they might be feeling pensive or full of hubris, melancholic, amused or just numb.
The whole world isn't Zoo magazine.
I'd say...
No. No, not really. No, we were really hungry.
She never just runs off!
Sit down, Jez! Join the party!
And as... as you can see I've been in the top ten percentile
(Mark) 'Urgh, films. Another hour of my life gone
You can't. There are two of them, there has to be two of us.
What's going on, Jeremy?
Sorry?
Yeah, right. Mr Freebie looking for a handout.
Kind of like Jim Morrison or Russell Brand.
'and this is all being paid for by MTV and the Playboy channel.'
Yeah right. Mr Freebie looking for a handout.
...often, Mark, you ejaculate...
She must've run off.