Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Be careful around her, pal. - What a nice guy.
- I'm gonna crush you! - Ooh, you're my nemesis!
What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?
- Hey, have you been up all night? - God, is it morning already?
Well, the neighbor said this guy's already on house arrest for D.U.I.
Hmm. Got it!
Morning. Wood. Morning. Wood. Morning-
Okay, uh, uh- I like it when you place your documents face down.
- Kiss my ass, pigs!
The court order says I'm not allowed to leave the house.
Genius, it's me. Styled the wig myself.
andhe's the dumb guy!
- How was your first day on the job? - Great!
It's about time, Hayley. Who the hell areyou?
- Cops already?
Sir, can you explain this?
She walked into a door.
I mean, worse than the roughest gay pornoyou ever had to do...
[ Offiicer Continues Screaming]
Good morning.
- I give up. - Things a fax machine would say.
I might as well giveyou a conjugal visit.
You didn't sell any. You're fired.
- Attempted murder?
My bitchy sister on that awful Jim Belushi abortion.
Thank God! I just want to go upstairs, and sleep this off, and-
Yes, now. I already hired the painters.
Got it! Rah-rahs like hunkyjocks, right?
You'd be torn asunder! But so great is my confidence in Agent Smith...