Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My bitchy sister on that awful Jim Belushi abortion.
Well, the neighbor said this guy's already on house arrest for D.U.I.
Thank God! I just want to go upstairs, and sleep this off, and-
Genius, it's me. Styled the wig myself.
Morning. Wood. Morning. Wood. Morning-
Good morning.
I mean, worse than the roughest gay pornoyou ever had to do...
I might as well giveyou a conjugal visit.
Sir, can you explain this?
She walked into a door.
- Cops already?
Hmm. Got it!
- Kiss my ass, pigs!
It's about time, Hayley. Who the hell areyou?
- I give up. - Things a fax machine would say.
Got it! Rah-rahs like hunkyjocks, right?
You'd be torn asunder! But so great is my confidence in Agent Smith...
- Hey, have you been up all night? - God, is it morning already?
- Be careful around her, pal. - What a nice guy.
- Attempted murder?
What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?
- How was your first day on the job? - Great!
You didn't sell any. You're fired.
- I'm gonna crush you! - Ooh, you're my nemesis!
andhe's the dumb guy!
Okay, uh, uh- I like it when you place your documents face down.
The court order says I'm not allowed to leave the house.
[ Offiicer Continues Screaming]
Yes, now. I already hired the painters.