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I can see everything from up here.
No, no.
Chapter one.
You didn't make shit. Right?
You seem smart.
I'm calling from 421, Route 66.
Charlie: I guess I'll B-R-B right here too.
Fuck.
-That's why she did it. -Trucker: What?
They give it out when you're born
Charlie: Yeah, you're right.
Nah, I got my dash cam over there.
all of which is leading me to fucking care
Abe: One and one hundred...
I don't know, I'm guessing.
Thursdays at 12:00. Don't miss it.
how to make an off-the-menu sandwich.
Hawaii is going to be underwater
(horn blares)
Jed: Yeah.
Creepo flipping out.
If only we had, uh,
it's kind of breaking my brain a little bit.
Played the lottery every day.
And then, I don't know how,
Cotton candy.
and I am also open to becoming a YouTuber.
Neat trick, huh? Neat trick, that.
And baby Roscoe.
I don't get it.
really, really beautiful.
So Jed told me that Damian never won,
breaking into trucks.
Nice kid.
it ends in 454.
-Jed? -Yeah.
Jesus, man.
Abe: Hey, sweet pea!
Alright. Alright.
(phone beeps)
You got binoculars and shit, man.
I knew she didn't do it.
Well, why wouldn't they?
What about the, uh, the other kids?
So where are we going today?
Jed: Have a safe trip.
Yeah, I know.
That narrows it down to about ten people.
Never staying in the same place for too long,
Is that a squirrel?
No, not a squirrel. Not a dog.
It's gonna prove they got the wrong lady
because I get to express my creativity.
Alright.
(blowing)
How would you like to help an old lady retire early?
(Charlie humming)
get that new iPhone 13.
the meteor shower from his roof.
there is a public bathroom.
(beeping)
I think if she had a problem with me,
the best fair price I can offer you is, uh,
Marge was moving drugs.
Times I sit up here,
Now I'm drunk.
* A hot meal on your table *
Like I'm a god.
Hey, you'll make it out of here someday.
just two, no, three more questions.
and I thought, man, I'm going to win.
I'm, I'm the real victim here.
can't help it.
(doorbell chimes)
But yeah. Okay.
weak, fleshy, a target.
* You scream and everybody comes *
Wouldn't be much good if it didn't.