Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ooh, that's not gonna fly, P.C.
Even if you had your assistant, it wouldn't do any good.
Of course they do! I don't know why you're so negative!
If your theory were true, wouldn't I keep her at arms' length,
-[gasps] -[organ plays]
-Why? -I wanted to buy these sock puppets.
["Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" plays]
so you simultaneously resent me and crave my approval,
If I sign this, does that mean I get a promotion, too?
-Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. -[keys beeping]
-That's cold, Todd. -What do you expect?
and phones, for me, are, like, what?
-Really? -No. I don't own a car.
So, the only way I can progress is to return to my life as a sober man
-You know it. -This strike has shut down the whole city!
Do you wanna come say hello? I'm sure she would love to see you.
I panicked! I've never been in charge of where to go before!
but I was trying to protect you.
Well, then instead of sending her husband,
-Oh, but... -Oh, thank God you're here!
No, a regular coma.
Well, that's a very generous offer,
Look... [sighs] Okay, Todd.
and then use as an excuse to resent you even more, what's your point?
You've destroyed me. I can never go back to Pastiches now.
Doctor Champ, what is your plan?
And you ruin people who care about you.
We handle all your matters, from keyboards to bladders.
Do you know what the Chavez name stands for?