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That guy hasn't showered since Bad Santa.
-Hi, I'm Diane. This is Guy. -How you doin'?
-Hey! Keep your hands where I can see 'em. -Look, this is all a misunderstanding.
You really think I have what it takes to be an agent?
I know I was hard on you when you were growing up,
I'm going into labor! You need to call my doula!
Holiday party, huh?
[slurps]
-[Ruthie giggles] -What's so funny?
Of course I want to.
Excuse me? This garage is for shopping center customers only.
Then, you take me back to Pastiches and keep me out of trouble.
-You never understood me. -I raised you as my own flesh.
[groans]
But I should have realized: you're white.
[Guy] Hey, Diane, get me a pretzel, too, please. Love you, okay?
[clears throat] Todd, I, uh... owe you an apology.
Right, it's almost as if all your friends
I assume you don't keep records,
[groans, shrieks]
company credit card, and a parking spot in the good garage.
Take this number.
Um...
How was I supposed to know she meant the dead one? [cries]
Feels like a cheat on the Z.
we got my kidney back?
You've made the right decision. You're gonna love the new job.
if you'd given me real therapy over the last six months
-What do you want? -We have one request.
What the...? Hey, who's in my chair?
As for me? Uh, check, please!
Thank you, BoJack, for being there to catch me.
♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪
Shirley MacLaine threw a cactus at my head
because he's a rich old guy who wants to live forever.
Yeah, I would dismiss immediately
It took hard work, focus, discipline to get me where I am today.
Todd, promise me you'll be perspicacious in there.
Well, that was a bust.
Nothing came easy for me.
Princess Carolyn, this is a catastrophe.