Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just remembered there's a typo on page 12!
My reps' assistants are all on strike, too.
Home, I-- I guess.
and they wanna help you share your story with the world.
instead of just plying me with folksy aphorisms.
iTunes gift cards? Amazon gift cards?
Hey. C-- can we sidebar for a minute? Is this really the best use of your time?
[knocking on door]
Todd, your mother needs your help.
So, all we need to do is get into the party,
Uh... What happened to your daughter?
-[both laugh] -Oh, stop!
[car horns honking]
I suggest we adjourn for the day and start in earnest tomorrow.
-I just sleep on the couch... -[Jorge sighs]
We have to go right now.
or an industrial-sized tub of general anesthesia?
-Oh. Hello, Jorge. -I have some news. It's about your mother.
I promised him I would never drink again after what happened to our daughter.
-You're Diane? -Yes!
-Where's my dry cleaning? -Where's my car?
Jack Twist, Jack nasty!"
-Then there's no time to waste-- -"Would" give her my kidney.
to the angry lady I fell on at the post office,