Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and they wanna help you share your story with the world.
-Where's my dry cleaning? -Where's my car?
I promised him I would never drink again after what happened to our daughter.
My reps' assistants are all on strike, too.
Todd, your mother needs your help.
I just remembered there's a typo on page 12!
-You're Diane? -Yes!
-I just sleep on the couch... -[Jorge sighs]
Hey. C-- can we sidebar for a minute? Is this really the best use of your time?
-Oh. Hello, Jorge. -I have some news. It's about your mother.
-[both laugh] -Oh, stop!
[knocking on door]
-Then there's no time to waste-- -"Would" give her my kidney.
[car horns honking]
So, all we need to do is get into the party,
Home, I-- I guess.
iTunes gift cards? Amazon gift cards?
or an industrial-sized tub of general anesthesia?
instead of just plying me with folksy aphorisms.
I suggest we adjourn for the day and start in earnest tomorrow.
We have to go right now.
Uh... What happened to your daughter?
Jack Twist, Jack nasty!"
to the angry lady I fell on at the post office,