Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Turk] Damn.
- You don't know what this is about. - Sure, I do, donkey-boy up in ICU.
[J.D.] He's not a sensie. He's a nut job.
Dr. Cox, I am not going to pretend to know what you're going through,
I start my orthopedic rotation today. It is going to be awesome.
- What am I going to do about Dr. Stone? - You're going to cry in front of him.
All right, people, listen up.
What the hell are you doing?
Exactly.
Enough, gang. That's how rumors get started.
[J.D.] OK. Let it out.
because you never know when it will throw you a curveball.
...when things go badly, you still take it this hard.
if I didn't, she'd stop coming over to my house
So... when was the last time I was here?
You need somebody you can look up to, someone you can count on.
and was caught banging one of those naked people that brought us corn.
Dr. Kelso, I asked you to keep this matter away from the Board.
Don't smother your kids.
I'm having a weird med school flashback.
That is the quality that me and my six ex-wives
[J.D.] Work at a hospital long enough, you get used to anything.
Would it be OK if I moved? This couch is... uncomfortable.
... maybe just a nod...
You're probably wondering why I didn't show up before, huh?
Dr. Cox shows up to work drunk, we act like nothing happened.
[J.D.] I should tell her about that.