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Oh, shit.
The original what? S-Superhero.
See, Mac and I run the hottest bar in Philadelphia,
- Lazy's a sin, right? - Uh, you mean sloth?
Okay, my son.
Goddamn bright out here.
I was mapping out my successful lifestyle- you know, champagne, sailing.
Well, with an attitude like that, you can wait another half an hour, buddy.
I'm sorry. I said it. Look, can we just do what we normally do?
'Cause the funny part comes at the end, so you're going to miss it if you don't-
[Sniffs]
The point is, six weeks later, they dropped a bomb on me.
Dennis! Where are you, bud? Company meeting!
They're not just any replacements.
Hello?
[ Frank ] Big, fat titties. Big, fat ass.
So, really, I'd like to confess on them, because they're sinners and pricks.
“Back to work. Back to work, everybody.
Cool, yeah, right on.He was the original, right?
so if you could just be patient and let me get it out.
Dennis is in the bathroom, and he's been there for, like, an hour!
Clearly, the success of the bar has proved that I have achieved physical perfection.
Look, dude, I don't have time for these shenanigans. All right? I need sleep.
We have a certain chemistry that got us here to begin with. We don't need to start-
Guess I can fire off a couple of reversal Candles
Can, um, we get those margaritas that we ordered a while ago as well?
Oh, no. No, no, don't bash. l-l-I'll come out.
Hang on a second. I got this guy. I got my man right here.
Mmm.
I was hungry! I was hungry! Don't laugh at me!
While you were planning all of this, I came up with an amazing idea...
Cook the meat immediately.
before I use it. That goes without saying.
All of us, including you,
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Please leave.
I need to maintain a certain level of excellence,
Am I right? I mean, it's like- Excuse me? Excuse me.
I'm fat.