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Father, when Peter did the statue of David, he wasn't just hammering at pebbles.
Hmm? Okay, if you keep making the right decisions over time,
You're the one who wanted the, uh, two Coors Lights and the gin and tonic. Right?
I understand none of it.
Heyo, sup!
I'm sorry, Father. I have enough.
(ugh) no….
and Dennis can pour more acid on his face.
- Guys, we may have tipped. - Uh-oh.
Okay, Father, I'll try, but I can't promise anything 'cause I'm pretty excitable.
- I'm as big as my avatar. - What's an avatar?
I could pass them through if you want some.
The point is that I'm not going to let the bar down.
You're so fat, and,uh- Oh, big, fat, big, fat.
You've been waiting half an hour? Half an hour?
You know what, Father? I'm just going to plow ahead.
- Six weeks. - Great.
Do you want to watch Kung Fu Panda on Blu-ray- Excuse me.
So really, I’d to confess on my Dad because he’s a sinner
Also, I'm pro-abortion, so I'm probably going straight to hell.
Oh, my God!
Are you eating in there?
so I can't have you telling me terrible ideas all night,
All my- All my funny jokes and stuff that I throw out.
Deandra, you got to- All you have to do is hold the pigeon.
So you're just gonna be bursting at the seams with mana?
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