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for Valentine's dinner?
- There's a boy in a diaper. - True.
He's in love with some poor lady.
And, uh, see you tomorrow?
Well, we're not really a datey,
No, ten's crazy.
But why are you being so loyal to her?
And maybe better‐looking than I was earlier today?
Without making out. Should we hug? Probably not.
- but unlike me, he's not carrying it off super well. - Hmm.
Hi, I'm Bob, I'm the chef. H‐How is everything?
Same outfit, just add hat and beard.
- And our valentines are gonna be so good. - So good.
Oh, probably should have taken off my glasses
He's proud of you. What's that feel like?
that jingle on the radio about the accident lawyers?
"So, you gonna grind me up or what?"
- GENE: Or Bugers. - LINDA: Or Urge.
Your mother and I are off to see different movies
She's in the employee bathroom.
She's really not gonna show up, is she?
I'm just gonna pick a playlist at random.
- Come on, Hugo. - Wait, let me rethink this.
Just remember our oath and watch each other's backs.
- but I should stop bringing them up. - Okay, everybody, get to work.
- It's a mood maker. - Yeah, he's Cupid. Aw.
I thought the address looked familiar, in a bad way.
♪ She's in the can, but she loves her man. ♪
- No! - That's another way to go.
- Don't even know what that is. - (music playing)
crying into their microwave dinners.
There's an odd number of stools, so I can be the one single.
Jocelyn, are you hearing this?
Hearts are farts and Cupid is stupid.
and that was my worst Valentine's Day.
You excited about Tammy's Valentine's Day thingy?
I do hate to think of all those poor lovers
got to be perfect on this one night.
Shut it. So I'm inviting a group
- Mm‐hmm. - Okay, this isn't great.
After all these years, you two still sizzle.