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It's like they got Cupid arrows up their butts.
Or you know what's coming up?
who just wanted a fancy restaurant for one night.
And she's gorgeous. She has, like, a hundred teeth.
And I was like, "That's my super cool abbreviation
You're right, you're right. Clingy me. I'll go back.
But listen, just because we're the only ones not kissing
Uh, I know, we'll sing
you can forget it.
Now we're gonna do whatever an evenly numbered group
I'll need to be changed at some point,
you wouldn't even notice how bad we are at bussing.
It's fine. We'll get to our valentines eventually.
Someone's in the other bathroom and I can't make it upstairs
- We have a wait list? - I don't know.
- What? - (disgruntled gasps)
♪ Urge is the wordge. ♪
No, he says he just wants to have dinner.
(laughs) Someone forgot to make a reservation.
(chuckles) "Just kidding, I'm into it.
Presidents' Day. Some paper flags.
Cheryl, it's Hugo. Are you all right?
- I'm not not knots interested. - Way to keep an open mind, Gene.
The old "your date's in the stall" stall. Love it.
What's going on?
Okay, we seated four new tables.
And they're not all couples.
We've got extra tables and I'm pretty sure
Uh, can I call you Chuck?
Cheryl's doing okay.
Mom, Dad, bring it in. I love you, but... (sighs)
"To my special valentine, you are my everything.
And he was like, "What's V‐Day?"
- Maybe a couple more? - I love that Linda says "vroom vroom"
is really romantic. This is the party now.
- How many closets does this place have? - I know. So much storage.
- Yeah? - Nope, still makes me feel better.
doesn't mean we're gonna kiss,
♪ It's money in the bank‐y ♪
(as steak): "What's happening?"
Right? Right. But, hey, let's remember the time