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Hearts are farts and Cupid is stupid
- When we're rich and gorgeous. - Okay, pep talk.
but so you guys would have somewhere to go.
I think the only possible way I'm gonna feel better
you still got a little money left.
So, by yourself tonight, sailor?
So we just need to find a quiet minute and crap 'em out.
- Okay, let's close. - We gave it a shot.
Now, we're gonna go in the closet for six minutes and kiss.
BOTH: ♪ And everywhere, and I don't care. ♪
This guy as a little Lincoln.
Oh, I had that one on my list.
- I don't want you to be proud of me, Jimmy. - Too late.
If you were hoping to get a table for tonight,
- Good one, Dad. - (groans)
this weekend, and before he left I said, "So, any ideas
Sorry, people who just got here.
All right, just bring him wine with a lot of wine in it.
Hey, Jimmy, people are still calling.
They look a little drunk and bloated.
because I don't have a boyfriend.
♪ It's okay, we're just children watching you ♪
Still no reply. And that was my last text
Sure. I bet whoever put 'em in didn't even attach 'em
Am I a professional restaurant reservationist?
is to have the fire department shut you down.
- Whew, I'm kind of beat. - Me, too.
- Baby‐making music? - You know it.