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Hearts are farts And Cupid is stupid
I'd love a burger.
in your eyes, but relax.
- My son is usually dressed. - Am I, though?
- ♪ It's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪
- But my date is in there. - And you are wearing a diaper, Gene, so why don't you...
And I'm not saying any of this
You could borrow the Valentine's decorations
Anti‐Val pals. Wow, that's a lot of lip balm you're putting on.
give their names and stand outside in the cold?
and there was no way to stop the countdown.
Huh, well, sure feels good not to be looking
I'm Tina. Austin, we have a problem.
- You have a list? - Forget it.
Shut it down.
I'm so sorry. The astronauts were in the capsule,
No one try to hold my hand in there, you hear? (chuckles)
- What do we do? - Gene, how quick can you get in a dress?
It's been a while. I just want to make sure
- Then we're going later, right? - Yeah, I mean...
It's true. Our Valentine's was just gonna be
Are you flirting with us?
an embarrassingly mushy valentine?
You so don't have a boyfriend, Tammy.
This version's kind of a rip‐off.
- ♪ Urge ♪ - ♪ Urge ♪
- It's over, Austin from camp. - We made it out.
a Red Hot Chili Peppers song really loud.
And we have five couples on the wait list.
and it doesn't matter where.
♪ Just pretend that we're not here ♪
I hope I'm wrong, but I think some romance is
Valentine's can just be with the one you love,
instead of your dad, like that one time.
You're delightful.
- I mean, you'll regret it, but please come. - What was that, Bob?
It's fine. What else am I gonna blow my money on?
Hell yeah, it was worth it.
You've been under your own nose the whole time.