Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We got a great show for you today. My stepson Rallo and his friends...

Or not at all because we're 5. Y'all won't remember any of this.

Visit the museum on a day that it's free

...so don't let them distract you because we need to reinvent my show.

Yo, Rallo. What we gonna do for our act this year?

We're gonna **** in the **** With a ladder in a ****

Good to see everything's back to normal.

Aren't you looking for a show to replace that raccoon guy?

Back in my day in the Catskills I was a hitmaker.

We wanna talk about what all women wanna talk about.

I can't make that promise, Rallo.

- Waterman Cable - Access presents Picking on Raccoons.

You shouldn't care so much about what people think. I don't.

I can write you guys a hip-hop song.

Well, I have been described as likable and accessible.

Stewie, come smell my butt.

But now all we care about is ****

Loneliness. Bulimia. Drapes.

I'm telling you, this should be a show.

"Men who say inappropriate things in front of their children."

Get it, get it Get that ****

"When Waterman Cable decided to fill Harv the Raccoon Guy's shoes...

I don't know if an old Jew has ever tried to glom onto young black talent before...

The friends you'll make.

- We're not doing it. - Oh, you're doing it...