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And you look so handsome!
Wait, there's a footnote.
Your wife says King Alexander is one of the world's most eligible bachelors.
We have?
Just pretend he's company from home.
Well, I'm telling him.
It's civilian currency.
I forgot.
Alex, why don't you stop being an international freeloader?
Both feet, and it's too late to pull them out.
Really?
Well, she's gotten seven divorce settlements.
Well, tuck them in and let's eat.
Is she by any chance rich?
I can hardly wait to see what's in them.
Either my uniform or my personal poison magnetism.
Well, naturally, he'd need other important qualities to make him a good husband.
This truck and frog hunting tonight.
Well, they're worth something already.
It sure aren't what I expected.
What about getting married?
I have billions in my Swiss bank account.
Here we are, Miss Hathaway.
Oh, well I reckon that explains the money.
I'm meeting Margaret down there to pick up King Alexander.
King Alexander's a billionaire, all right, in glottonies.
Yes and disobey Granny.
Billions?
Yeah, and I'll pick you up right here for our date tonight.
You're down to sponging off bourgeois Beverly Hills bankers.
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Clampett?