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I know.
That's a suicide kit for a man with an ulcer.
Whoa.
I'll handle this.
He's already the most overpaid sports writer in this town.
Better yet, uh... now, this is beautiful.
You're lucky he didn't fire you years ago.
It was very nice of him to give you his book:
If you worked for me, I'd fire you, too.
What's O-M?
What do you think, O.M.?
I'll convey your offer.
on the sexual revolution
Like Hemingway.
He's a very fine writer.
You going to join the team?
I have to go to work.
Leave me any coffee?
We're having a ball. Okay, go ahead.
It's like Tahiti with all the modern conveniences.
The thin one's the test tube.
I must say, you have
Their headline said "Ortega shoots referee."
I've been waiting for you all day.
Well, now he was just lying there,
Now, I press this button in the morning,
Uh, save those cut hairs
Pepperoni, bologna, hot pastrami.
My name is "Unger."
I forgot my house key.
It's my ex-boss.
My pleasure, Osc?
You did what?
No, I'm not unhappy.
You're an intelligent man.
I'm Felix Unger.
I did it.
I'm just trying to be thorough, Uncle Bill.
Hiya, Felix, old buddy.
But now I'm really fired?
A raise? What are you, crazy?