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He deserves an apology from you.
He loved it.
I told him the job was beneath you.
Nope, it's foul.
a regular doctor... A team physician,
The Gospel According to Buffy.
eating that rotten ballpark food.
What's W-O?
He printed it word for word.
It's not mine.
This is Oscar Madison.
Oh.
Three major networks, plus educational television.
he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison.
That's the Harem philosophy.
of Joe Namath's touchdown passes absolutely erotic.
That's innovative.
Oh, Oscar, Oscar...
Who do I know who has brown eyes and a brown suit?
Oh, yes.
Beds in the bookcases.
the Harem lifestyle...
I'm telling you, this job is sensational.
BUFFINGHAM: No, no, I don't like this one.
Most of the work.
With whom? Your nephew, the house painter?
Felix, I've only been out of work a half hour.
Look, I told you last week,
Beneath me.
What's the difference? You must be 40...
to bring in his nephew, the house painter, to do my column.
Eating at 9:00 and noon and 6:00.
Oh, a tube blew out,
You'd like to know more about the kind of people
I'm just down here while they're using
And you told him? I told him.
he pulled out a gun
Really? Yeah.
"Oh, a reporter could find a good story anywhere."
No, no, I'd like to do something, uh,
( laughing )
I told you.
I've come to clean out his desk.
You look like a million dollars.
Want your newspaper?