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Why, it's the AT-5000 Auto-Dialer, my very first patent.
Popopopopopo with old spice
Darbie and Meiying out-cheap Cecilia. Yes. They do out-cheap Cecilia.
Whatever. Smell you later.
- Hey! - Ha-ha!
[Laughing]
- [Homer's Voice] Greetings- - [Maude] Ned, did you plug that phone back in?
SMELL YA LATER
Cool. I'd love to get even with Skinner.
Hey, check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
Iggle Piggle
do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?
- You're more like a big sister. - No, I'm not!
This will sound crazy, but at first...
Oh you think Cork hurling is a joke riot, do you? Well let me tell you something that's not so funny?! Right now Rory is at home crying like a little girl
Come raid Skinner's house with us.
He's changed, and he doesn't want to hang around with a bunch of crumb-bums.
- Yeah, yeah. We know, Chief. - We appreciate it.
But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person.
Y lo dice en serio
- Eat slaw, Skinner! - We're slawin' him up good!
He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.
For your punishment. you go back and collect the iron at once.
Oh, yeah? Then prove it, ass-butt.
We'll start with- oh, I don't know- Bart Simpson!
Don't you realize your butt sticks out?
which amply covers both food and car.
That’s how they know It’s a Honda!
Uh- Oh, really?
the moon looking down on us as if to say-
- You have the power. - [Tape Clicks]
and watch the money roll in.
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
Hey, this isn't so bad.
It's your fault. I accidentally laughed at your immature prank.
Come on, Nelson. You must think and feel things. I mean, look where we are-
[Gasps] Really? You got anybody in mind for your next crush?
All right…
[Police Radio Chatter]
Yes!
- The moose? - The hoose! The hoose!
Well, would you like to come over to my house after school?
You had sex with a girl, that is so gay.
- Greetings, friend- - Dang!
I told you
Now, you take the hoose-
## [Singing]
So, what do you think?
Lisa's window is the next one.
Oh, no, you don't.