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[Thinking] He's not like anybody I've ever met.
Well, l- I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?
First you're going to give back everything you've stolen.
- [Gasps] Wait a minute. These are not sprinkles, sir. - What do you mean?
People are sleeping very well!
See? You do have a tender side.
Nelson doesn't know what he's missing.
“Snake does standing for happening tray?”
But instead he's gonna rot in the slammer for the next 20 years.
and I don't think he ever will be.
Oh you think the Phillies losing is funny? I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny
Seymour, what's going on? What's that odor?
Cram it. You're dead.
But those women are quitters!
"Let me show you how it works."
Oh, yeah. I'm a superstar.
You were designed to alert schoolchildren about snow days and such.
on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.
2 x 11 x 17 = 374
You'll be so sorry when you realize...
You says to me : the law says you must be married to prince ?
Oh, yes. Uh-
Otherwise, we will file out quietly.
A kiss doesn't mean anything if it's dishonest.
[Stifles Laugh] No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
A Twizzler is not a sprinkle.
Let's just call it "smell you later."
- Uh, I guess I was. - You lied to me.
[Sirens Continue]
But he's different now , he's change somehow.
[Tires Screeching]
- Hey, what's this thing? - Huh? Oh, that's an auto-dialer.
"Guess who likes you."