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Elon Musk: One dollar for eternal happiness? Mmm... I'd be happier with the dollar
"Oh please! Milhouse likes vaseline on toast"
For your punishment. you go back and collect the iron at once.
You've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them...
how you've hurt the feelings of a sweet young man.
Well I guess this is it. You mean, like, goodbye?
Please don't ruin this for me, Bart.
Hey, you're doing that the stupid way.
Hmm.
me and my friends joking around my teacher be like
All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it.
I've always admired car owners.
- I don't want you getting arrested, Homer. - I won't.
[Thinking] My first kiss! I always wondered what it would be like.
Hey, back off, James.
- What's wrong? - Nothing. I just bought myself a car.
I thought I'd enraged you again.
Crumb-bums? Nobody calls me a crumb-bum!
Don't you realize you're getting a bad reputation?
People are trying to sleep!
Yeah. That was pretty rockin'.
- Well, I guess this is it. - You mean, like, good-bye?
Ericjwittman: One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar.
Oh, brandishing your buttocks Only makes my penis harder.
Nelson's my new... friend.
[Dialing]
Uh- Uh- But I better not.
Nelson Muntz. (HUMS FANFARE)
And the only way out is suicide.
Could I talk to you, or will that just make Nelson whale on me again?
I'll handle this, Lisa. You go have a fig bar.