Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I like the skin!
(chuckles) Oh, no, no, no.
And you just stood there doing nothing
I've had the worst Thanksgiving ever.
You two had that adorable little romance!
♪ She gives real good parent ♪
Nobody does, Dad.
because I can't be in this house any longer.
you see and hear directly to an app on my phone,
I'm gonna miss you.
How has she been?!
VALENCIA: So naive, Josh!
Poor Josh. Poor Valencia.
to his house for Thanksgiving?
Ooh! Documentary about a whale that didn't have parents.
Wait-wait, wait, wait, wait, shh, shh, shh.
It's wonderful that you are such a bookworm.
But if it wasn't for us fighting about her,
Oh, what about that, that crazy girl you met at the party?
♪ Making dough but it made me blue ♪
He said he's "very attracted" to you,
So he said "attracted,"
Hmm.
- Woof! Woof! Woof! - You've lost your pillow privileges.
I had a dental procedure. I really should irrigate
♪ One day I was crying a lot ♪
We know she likes to pop 'em with her hand.
Yeah, she doesn't like me so much.
You are out of your depth.
(gasps)
What?
Well, it's not gonna work.
train them to use the toilet.
Oh, right, I was drunk.
I just go to the East Coast, to Scarsdale with my mom
sharing great laughs, as always. (stomach gurgling)
Obviously.
Oh, yeah, that didn't happen.
Oh, my God, this is it... this is the boulder.
Almost as much as Sinatra,
to sit down, but I gotta warn you,
People don't always get what they want.
MAN: So you want to speak Tagalog,
and drinks and literally eats lard.
science
I have a thing prepared.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
- Say "cheese." - ALL: Cheese.
it's nice that you have that.
REBECCA: ♪ I give good parent ♪
but I have to take a giant... (STOMACH GROWLING)
the mother tongue of the Philippines.
You'll never make it!
I don't even know what that means anymore.
Look, maybe the reason I haven't heard from Josh
I mean, I would ask her to come to my house,
♪ I give good parent ♪
The only person, actually.
Lea Michele wrote it.
Otherwise, the farts have nowhere to go.
Okay, Becky.
Everyone hates you.
Yeah, I'm very sorry.
I really have to poo-poo. Okay, hold on.
♪ Din-din guest for the win... yes ♪
Mrs. Chan.
Oh, honey, well, look at that.