Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had no idea.
- I don't need... - Oh, look at, look at that.
So it's basically a journal.
(chuckles) Now, bring it here.
(laughs) That's funny.
Those moments are really important, too.
You promised me a drink.
♪ It happens to be where Josh lives ♪
♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ What? No, I'm not.
your culturally insensitive taste buds talking.
(bird squawks)
Ooh, girl, hang in there.
Thought you hated me.
the bobble-head nodded up and down as if to say,
My ass will hang out when I say it should.
- with a real family?! - I know.
Thanks, Mom. Good night.
She saw her parents murdered in front of her...
Well, um, thanks again for everything.
I just have to find a nurse for my dad first.
Hold on. Hold on. Wait, I think they might be gone.
I'm actually going to... Wait... a real Thanksgiving
That's so generous of you.
Yeah, it looked so good this year,
And he will follow.
and we watch the World Dog Awards.
(whispering): Hey. Hey, Paula.
Why does Netflix always want me
- but I have to take a giant... - [stomach rumbles]
REBECCA: ♪ I give good parent ♪
You want your job back, don't you?
Harvard undergrad, Yale law, 1550 SATs,
I would be honored.
You should have been there.
(stomach gurgling) No, no-no, I can't.
'Cause not everyone does.
And-and the macaws.
Oh, just bring your appetite, my dear.
JAVIER: Welcome back, Greg.
to eat that stuff right now.
Your soap?
she and Josh almost break up.
Everyone...
I ate my twin in the womb.
Now, who wants to go see Jesus?
♪ Hey, West Covina ♪
Left a couple funny messages.
(door closes)
Do you think Angelina went into Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Very,
Rebecca.
Yeah... I mean, pull up a chair
You have tubes in your face.
See you guys!
No. No, you did not.
with Valencia.
Library book story! Library book story!
Very?
It's awesome, you deserve it.
Mr. Kincaid, you shouldn't have.
and she was out of the picture.
La, la, la, la. Oh, Brazil!
Run, like your mother did.
- No... - No...
Okay... thank you.
Um, may I speak with you privately, Mr. Serrano?
♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
have a moment of silence for her.
(knocking at door)
- Trust me, Dad, listen. - Sure.
from Temecula, Glendale, Murrieta...
- Thanks. - [stomach growling]
Aw, Rebecca!
We would love to have a young person like you.
through the trouble to train them,
Why don't you come over and spend the holiday with us?
He doesn't listen to me, he never has.
♪ At those little hairs and veins ♪
On that note,
♪ Who am I kidding? ♪