Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You need those treatments.
I really don't want to go home for the holiday.
Isn't there some girl you could be trying to bang?
It's a public place of worship.
(Paula laughing)
Or a ghost with a rusty knee?
Ah, ah. (chuckles)
You should join us for dinner sometime.
Do you need the oxygen tank?
You will never make it.
Rebecca, welcome to town.
I don't like a hot butt.
Oh, cut the crap.
I'm thinking about a third macaw.
Paula, come on. I don't want to make an ass of myself... oh, oh!
and the turkey skin, Anak.
Wow. Wait, business school?
"Yes, yes, you have made another terrible decision,
♪ I'll never go far, so pull up to the bar ♪
to watch Leaving Las Vegas?
So, which part of town should we live in?
And as I was being rhythmically trashed
♪ I'm DTF, but understand me ♪
Enough with that.
♪ I already got 'em heated up under the waist ♪
Do it!
Oh, and, uh...
Well, all right.
Oh, my God, your sisters love that story.
Oh, yeah. I would love to go
Never noticed that before.
Well, feel free
is about ready to bite the dust.
(quiet murmuring)
You didn't even sit next to me.
What are you doing here?
- Yeah. - Get out of here.
(laughs)
♪ To West Covina, California ♪
♪ Got the Chan fam damp in their underpants ♪
♪ Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this ♪
You befriend the enemy and you get more face time with Josh.
"Nice to meet you."
They're just abandoning and frigid, so...
he gets a little tingle down there.
But, God, I'm not really in a position
Hey, Greg. What brings you by?
See you tomorrow.
You must be starving.
(speaks indistinctly)
It's just that his emphysema has progressed
(imitates drum fill)
Yeah, where I...
Do you want to try some?
Would I like to be surrounded by the unconditional love of 100 Filipinos? Of course I would.
Ready for church
♪ When I pull up, gym test ♪
and I'm not going anywhere, sorry.
What can I bring?
♪ ♪
and enjoy Scott's racist uncle.
The place? Harvard.
You know what? Maybe I will have some tequila.
You think that's the first Netflix quit I've seen?
Oh, dear.
What's Josh gonna think
The year? 2008.
It's best if I don't share that with you.
when I just show up to his house randomly?
Yeah, all the places!
my own personal tipping point...
PAULA: Heya!
from Temecula, Glendale, San Mateo...
that the tension between Valencia and the Chan’s,