Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

what your body should be, and it just gets my goat...

Give your mother my very best.

'Twas the night of the Dunster House Formal.

I would love that.

It has two bedrooms, which would be perfect,

♪ To parents like me. ♪

- Mm. - Not okay.

Maybe I should train them to wipe their ass.

aren't covered by your insurance.

I hate to say it, but that bloodhound

MAN: The boss is back. Look busy.

My dad bailed, my mom's a misery,

You spent all your savings?

REBECCA: I can't get over it.

♪ Inquiring what line of work they're in ♪

in the municipal sewer system.

♪ Hey, you sunburned MILFs, give me a shout ♪

♪ Not one customer's walked through the door ♪

The thing is, our best treatment options

♪ It's 5:55, I'm still singing ♪

♪ You're not listening, so what's the use? ♪

Maybe a hot cup of arroz caldo?

Thanks. (stomach gurgling)

I'm enjoying the things that make life worthwhile.

That girl's not for me, Dad.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's for Sinatra and Tormé.

♪ 'Cause if you look real close ♪

Lynne, I think that's enough.

Now, hey... get out of here.

♪ You know just where to find me ♪

(laughing): Yeah, probably.

We'd love to have you.

So Paula's... I'm sorry.

I noticed that you had a lot of the dinuguan.

Wait, are you quitting?

be consistent and use contraception, okay?

Aw, that's nice, Paula.

Would you join our family for mass?

What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

And get yourself something to eat,

You can do it. Okay.

so I can lick all these plates myself.

Oh... my butthole's the gateway to hell.

♪ But that's not why I'm here ♪

Uh, we don't name 'em. They just come from corporate.

♪ Am I doomed to stay here ♪

(barking on TV) Now that says Thanksgiving.

Are you sure you're not Filipino?

I love books and clubs.

(STOMACH GROWLING)

Who flushes a jump rope?

The food here is garbage.

"I wish, I wish I could be from your country."

(door slams) but I will call you...

You gotta go to school. Move out.

Okay. So you just showed up?

- Now... - Don't, don't... fight me on this.

Look at you, old man,

Yep. My dad's not gonna be happy I'm moving out,