Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

more frequently. Kevin, you're ruining this for me.

It's like wintering but cheaper.

Well, I'm just gonna... I forgot the M's.

Of course I'm starving.

when you're spending all day shopping with his mom

I said a lot of regrettable things yesterday,

Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm eating again.

which means we need to change the protocol,

- This is Valencia. My girlfriend. - Hi.

I forgot how much fun it was here... I missed that.

You know what my father would've done

Bye, Jayma. Bye, Jastenity.

is that you'll be with family.

Did you know that for Thanksgiving

Okay, I know I'm forgetting something.

I'm training them.

it means his current relationship

Josh: Babe, babe, babe, she-she loves you.

we find out what really matters

(STOMACH GROWLING) No, no-no, I can't.

♪ C-R-A-Z-Y ♪

You don't see who she really is.

Don't belong here? That's ridiculous.

- Woof! Woof! - That's not nice. That's not nice.

Every time Valencia has to hang with the Chan's,

There it is. Yeah.

That's okay. I'm used to it.

♪ It means I'm dazzling the family ♪

♪ Prepare for your parents to be impressed ♪

I don't know what you're trying to do,

♪ Gonna suck up and kiss ass till I have 'em eatin' ♪

Okay, I can only stay for a second.

Paula, come on.

I've been starving since 1998.

She's texting him right now.

♪ Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star ♪

Thanks. (STOMACH GROWLING)

Wait, I don't know.

Here, I can do it.

♪ Hey, West Covina ♪

You shouldn't be alone on Thanksgiving.

because it's the "very," alright?

Hold on. Hold it, somebody's here.

♪ Like an anaconda, bitch, I'm immense ♪

Okay, thank you so much again. Bye.

- Valencia. - What? She wants to go.

So we were able to stabilize him,

I quit making blended drinks for bad tippers.

and we know what that means.

I don't know if you remember me.

because you're a person.

Interesting. Uh, fun fact... I made it.

♪ You're like, "Hands are sort of gross" ♪

How much is it going...?

Ma, you promised to be nicer to Valencia this year.

And all the Asians.

and her guts would be everywhere.

I quit this bar!

♪ I give good parent ♪

of a loving Filipino family? Why is that tough?

Well, that's a lot of academic subjects.

It's the holidays, Paula.

Oh, thanks, Greg.

With the holidays, I'm very slammed.

Right, I called the house a couple times.

because I need the extra room to practice my Ashtanga.

This is... everything you wanted.

You can make it, you can make it, you can make it...