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and all she ever gives me is stink face.
I can only be so lucky.
No... So it will transmit everything
Bye, Greg.
Well, that's not the problem... I mean, it is a problem...
Listen to me.
I brought tacos and tequila,
Let's just say that was one very late library book.
Good luck with that.
Parents may love brown-nosers, but men, like Josh, love me.
Oh, God, don't even get me started.
Why you bothering me?
You want to hear something funny?
she's probably in a bad mood
I am in a very interesting book club.
Isn't it?
♪ I give good parent ♪
Tell me. (coughing)
(clinking)
When is this gonna end?
Wait-wait, wait-wait, wait, hold on.
(Josh and Valencia moaning)
GIRL: Another story, Miss Rebecca.
So, this is our first Thanksgiving
uh, impressive.
from a stage one to a stage two,
if you're going to go against the church and live in sin,
And you have nowhere to go.
with a backyard and shutters
Hold on, shh, shh, shh.
so we need to run some more tests.
(Greg laughing)
and he said "very attracted."
And I will take that, sir.
but I figure I tell him over Thanksgiving dinner,
La, la, la, la. Oh, go, baby, go.
It's about journaling.
and for, you know,
♪ I agree that Neil Diamond is real music ♪
is what he said.
♪ It's 5:53 on Thanksgiving ♪
You're racist.
That's a sexist term.
You're an evil genius.
You know what, that is the media telling you
♪ Hey, West Covina ♪
Mm... no. Sorry you had to see that.
No. I'm gonna make a run for it
Oh.
Yeah, totally.
♪ I give good parent ♪
Maybe it's a tiny trampoline.
I'm a lost cause.
Okay.
He needs one in the small of his back.
Get off my ass, Greg. It's a holiday.
Just like Batman.
♪ This is my business and I'm built for success ♪
You almost got one there.
LOURDES: Time for the family photo.
♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪
♪ To parents like me ♪