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Nigger, you gotta be fucking with me, right?
You follow the directions?
-Fish your wish, huh? -Jumper, probably.
after a 300-pound bag of Polish dildos fell on me.
NO EVIDENCE
I want to work cases. Good cases.
So when you go hard on them, take it light, but be firm.
Get me a number for your shipping agent. I'll call and try to square it.
That's his father.
Y'all need to crawl back down in them holds...
We could've seized real estate, cash, vehicles, all kinds of stuff.
Landsman's become an asshole with teeth.
-All right. -You seen it.
-Hold your horses. -You fucking goose.
-All this? -I'm just getting started.
The canal gets dredged...
Whoa, wait. What the fuck is a Polish dildo?
Shit, you're Russian, right? No, Ukraine. Kyiv is Ukraine.
I write all the affidavits and the filing for the City Solicitor.
But you try for that, you might actually come away with something.
This shit might be somewhere else, man.
I go into the men's room this morning.
you might actually have a career in this department.
-He say anything else? -No.
Officer Burns.
Shows the body went in the water west of the bridge and drifted out.
Guess who's in the next stall puking his guts out.
-Half a day, huh? -Seniority sucks.
There's no service for drunks who can't get up in time to catch a ship.
If there aren't any openings in the regular narcotics shift...
Pussy-whipped within an inch of your life.
Then you're gonna come out here to the Southeast...
-No evidence. -What do you mean, no evidence?
and, actually, in some ways you're better than most guys I know.
Zig, you believe these fucking dinosaurs?
And don't leave without taking your cousin with you.
Truth is I need to ask you something in return.
3 and a half inches of blue steel
-Coming from the hiring hall? -I'm working the Atlantic late today.
-And to what do we owe such generosity? -A surprise.
Yeah, we'll talk.
You tow us somewhere out of the way, and the band plays on a while longer.
and this Russian fuck won't take it off the pier.
Right, Father. Got you covered here.
You trust a man, you stay with him.
Let's go.
When he wants us up, we be up. String is on top of the shit.
Major?