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I was gonna tell you, really,
I wrote a story about an all-girl refugee kickball league.
-Then would you race Mr. Peanutbutter? -I... [sighs]
Now Mr. Peanutbutter, you challenged Woodchuck to a ski race a month ago.
I'd start a company that makes remote-controlled drones.
Skiing isn't about reading old books.
-who told me to never give up! -[groans]
[sighs] You know, it's funny, because the last time I saw you
What if the state constitution were changed to allow it?
[sobbing]
what I was doing to come inside.
-What the? -Drone Throne strikes again! Ha ha!
I formally accept Mr. Peanutbutter's challenge to a ski race.
which is also a thing you could do now
-[smooching] -[chuckles]
Hey, Zoe. Hey, Zelda.
No! I forgot to.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Whoo!
This is bigger than all that. Don't you recall?
Sorry, I went a little overboard with the glitter
No, no, it's not bad. I didn't mean it negatively.
...and you have spoken it eloquently.
which is basically impossible.
Everyone can get out of my house now.
I do have these campaign donors-- uh, I mean, constituents
You served me well.
Uh...
You'd like to resign?
Tell me, who do you think will win today's bout
-Pee-yew, mister. -[audience laughs]
Drone Throne.
Earnest. When we get the signatures, the campaign will begin in earnest.
I love you.
Woodchuck remains very much in the lead.
Ooh, tough break, kid. We're all in shock.
Whaa!
Professor Thistlethorpe,
[cheers and applause]
[moaning, slurping]
-On those qualities. -Yeah. Never concede.
Whoa! Whoa!