Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So where's the candidate for regular schmoes like me,

And you said, "I got someone even better." I got...

He thinks the race is over.

-but this time without the horse. -[woman] I know, I'm sorry.

[groaning and gasping]

You are my finest student.

Woodchuck in the lead, still in the lead.

Ooh, are you filming a sitcom? I love sitcoms!

Then you would be so overwhelmed

[retching, clearing throat] Ugh!

[gasps] Okay, all right, here we go.

Well, wherever you are, I hope you're happy.

Only then does he say, exasperated,

cheerful, optimistic, indomitable.

Between the worlds of the sweet and the savory.

during a thunderstorm on the Fourth of July,

Oh, no! It's over.

I want a comprehensive crisscross of cold calls to Contra Costa County.

if I get stuck to something, you're the prettiest glue trap I ever saw.

I want your face on billboards, you beautiful nonsensical clown prince.

First, they need to get Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz recalled,

Where are you, I'm worried,

Also, you wanted me to remind you about FX's American Dead Girl miniseries.

Let me put it in terms your dumb dog brain can comprehend.

-It's about speaking truth to power... -Oh!

that you would get in your car and drive to Hawaii,

and they're looking for someone to play BoJack.

This is so great!