Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Now I feel that there's a fire here ♪
I would like to propose a deal.
♪ Must want to get nasty ♪
Anything the audience will see, hear or smell
for a unisex bathroom at this school.
it's about feeling like I don't belong.
And I know I could have messed everything up, but I didn't even care.
Why? We were killing it.
It's like some kind of reverse Samson.
Juice of life.
Yeah, for tens of thousands of dollars, which I don't have.
starting to get a sense of who you are.
♪ We're on our way somehow ♪
Oh, for God's sake, William, that's your red line?
Blaine, what are you doing?
It's kind of hard to talk.
♪ How it feels to love a girl ♪
You're hilarious. Like, Comedy Central-funny. Hey!
Oh, sorry, we're just curious how exactly you do that.
in order to have more room to play.
♪ I'd listen to her ♪
♪ Just suppose he wants his dinner back ♪
♪ Hey ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ I'd roll out of bed ♪
Get out! Get out! Get out of here!
I-It's not that bad actually.
♪ But you're just a boy. ♪
at a urinal. Just let me do my business, and I'll go, please.
Let's surprise each other.
♪ And that's why I'm goin' take a good girl ♪
♪ I never hit so hard in love
Spawning national outrage
Oh, my God. Did you cut your hair?
- The worst. - It's the worst.
♪ Oh, try that once, a little higher, dear ♪
♪ If I were a boy ♪
once and for all.
Hey, and if you can all dance like Blaine did in that video,
♪ Flashing light, oh, what a night ♪
♪ If you thought I would wait for you ♪
♪ And everybody clap your hands and shout ♪
♪ To your place, place, place ♪
♪ Still, our friendship ♪
- because there's a butt on it. - Oh.
so Jake cheated on her with demon hellspawn Bree
Okay. So when we decided that we were doing it,
Yeah, you know, some people at this school need
the past month or so.
Mm, Jake's not like that.
a working booty and the right attitude and education.
♪ Let us shine for what it's worth ♪
Oh, Kurt!
♪ Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung ♪
God bless the haircut!
Okay.
Ooh, oh, I forgot
I want to look completely different.
I call it "Squeezin' Out a Twerkle Head."
Do you honestly expect me
I know this because you just go to sleep.
You and the Glee Club stop twerking. For good.
Look, I know that you're upset with me
♪ No one could deny ♪
this is a Bully-Free Zone.
You know what? I, I, I didn't go through with it.
Well, I made pancakes.
♪ Left me crashing in a blazing fall ♪
And that's why tonight, Western Ohio,
Or-or what if he saw that you cut your hair and sent you packing?
So we'll start with the basics. Kitty?
On my freakin' chest.
♪ Would a convent take a Jewish girl? ♪
And blow this debate wide open!